Don't forget, Evian is just naive spelled backwards!!!
I'll try to keep this as tasteful as possible...but given the subject matter, it won't be easy. Skimming some older reviews today looking for a provider for later in the week. Came across a young Rooskie lady from Pretty Young Escorts, and read 2 rather graphic reviews complaining of "stench" down there. Not mild aroma, or female odor....but stench. So my question is: what the hell is up with that?
I ran into that problem once a few years back with an agency provider, and it was a major league turnoff. First, if the "lady" (no nice way to say this) stinks, it will definitely detract from my enjoyment, and ruin the experience. Beyond that, if she isn't professional enough to clean the kitty before going to work, what else do I have to fear....like disease?
Look, I know this isn't the pinnacle of professions, but I also know some ladies take what they do very seriously...and give it their best. Now it may just be this agency, which I realize is known for its slutty street ho's...but I don't think so.
Am I being too fussy, or for the money, don't I have the right to expect a fresh smelling, good tasting experience? One more thing: read the provider profiles. Almost universally, you'll read how good hygiene in the guy is one of the highest ranking attributes.
Be really curious as to what the rest of you....he's and she's have to say on this topic.
Me: I prefer/expect good hygiene, and always make it a point to make sure I too am fresh down in the nether regions.
This is simply a no brainer. Anyone who feels differant has rocks for brains, or clogged nostrils and no fear.
We're all entitled to a nice taste and smell in the kitty. I have run into a few providers, all from 1 agency, who were heavy smokers, and it was obvious from the kitty - total turnoff, and it killed the whole experience not to mention my tastebuds.
Unfortunately, I'm not sure what your point is. If she has bad hygiene - no, if she 'stanks' (lol) then I wouldn't want it for free let alone paying for it.
I can imagine, based on physiology and lunar cycles and dietary habits, acidophilus, etc - that one *could* have mild occasions of less-than-perfect scent down there. But, as you said, a little clean-up beforehand is a minimum requirement and a chronic condition needs medical attention.
So, multiple reviews say 'yuck'? Move along... One review with a note of mild odor and I *might* still give the benefit of the doubt but multiple reviews? Nah! There was a redhead that used to be around here that had many reviews with BO - she kept changing her name...that worked for only a little while.
Given that the ladies expect their clients to be clean and well-groomed, I don't think it would risk a war to say that turnabout is fair play. I agree with you, ladies who don't take that approach should be singled out. The good providers in this area always properly prepared.
Yeah it's absolutely horrible when your down there and it smells like a condom. The least they can do is clean up between sessions.
That's what you should expect from a "street type". Most of the reviews about this agency are "self made". Except the ones about the stink !
First of all street walkers give more bj then full service. Let me ask you how many providers say hey do you wanna see my STD results. STD don't discriminate. It doesn't matter if your a slutty street ho or a computer ho charging $$$. I been with $$$ an hour girls that have smell like a tuna boat that has been out to sea to long and i have told them look girl you gotta wash that thing. If she hot just tell her you wanna take a shower its the nice way. You have the right to a fesh smelling provider don't forget your the one paying . Doesn't matter if your fresh down there your paying. Watch out for those agencies girls you don't wanna piss them off they will have there whole little cult looking for you.
Sorry guys, but like I expained in an earlier post, a girl could scrub that thing with industial strength soap and if she has Bacterial vaginosis it's just gonna make it smell worse! Many times girls are completely unaware there is a problem down there, so if you think something is way wrong, then let her know. Try to be as tactful as possible, but do the right thing and tell her. If not to just to help her, but to save other clients from having an unpleasant experience as well.
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Douche in between appointments and maybe, at least an hour in between each one so she has enough time to clean up in between. I ALWAYS, make it a point to space each and every appointment an hour in between! I have never had a complaint about anyone or myself having some "problems" down there.....Oh well....
Lana
I’m not claiming to be a Dr., but I have to disagree with you about douching. Douching on a regular basis can throw off the natural balance of normal bacteria in a woman’s vagina. When the balance is shifted you become vulnerable to infections. Bacterial vaginosis is one of them. This infection will cause a woman to have a fishy odor. Having sex and believe it or not washing with soap will cause the odor to become stronger. The only real way to cure the problem is to see a Dr. Please refer to link for more info on other possible below the belt odors or problems. I pride myself on being sweet smelling and tasting, but sorry, I do not douche and I don‘t recommend it.
I douche on a regular basis with WATER and it has not affected me a bit! It has worked for me for a while. I don't douche with chemicals. Believe it or not, I use EVIAN to douche!
Lana
I thought douching was a city in Poland....
Don't forget, Evian is just naive spelled backwards!!!
Bacterial balance is important, which brings up the point of BO in general, what say the gals on how a guy smells.... member, if ya got something, ya got it from someone!
I agree with clamlick....
I was stunned and gagged. Needless to say, I won't go back. I'm talking about a major stench!
Any of you remember the old lion house at the Phila zoo that was torn down years ago? It had a tall square tower, and the animals
were kept inside most of the time instead of having the more frequent access to outdoors that they have now. I visited there often as a child, and the odor in that building was so unique that it made a lasting impression on me. So when I caught my first whiff of unhygienic female genitalia during a teenage makeout session, I immediately thought "it's just like the lion house at the zoo" and wondered if they were all like that. Since then, I got to experience the finer aroma (or non-aroma) of better kept parts, and my apppreciation for this improved state of things was enhanced by that early life experience.
No its just the odor from the back seat of my car....