Or will you go across the bridge to Jersey ?
I mean the bridge you can use. Or will you just stop completely ?

With all the priests in town, will be hard to make an appointment.  That will just have to be my personal cross to bear.

I'm gonna rent a monk's cassock, get a red leather missal, and troll the hotel bars looking for wayward souls with a clergy fetish. I may have to rent a raft to get across the river, but that will only add to the excitement, unless the Coast Guard stops me mid-stream.

He is only here 4 two days.  The real problem is the Meeting of Families. They're here all week and will suck up all the available hotel rooms.

That was funny.

Having had "Men of God" as clients, I wouldn't worry much about the hobby slowing down.

any clients from out side the zone.  They won't be able to get in. If you are staying outside the zone, don't expect clients from inside the zone since once they leave, they can't get back.  
On the bright side, we are expecting almost 2 million visitors to the area so greatly increased potential client pool.

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far, far away from Philly

And I will be in the Bahamas!