Wake up with smelly fingers.

> Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
crowded elevator smell different to midget.