Man who screw on the ground have piece on earth.

Man who go around with hole in pocket, feel cocky.

Man who says a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, has not been putting his bird into the right bushes.

Wake up with smelly fingers.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.




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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
crowded elevator smell different to midget.