you mean I could have called you and have you drive over... ummmm!!! but what would the neighbors say....

And the stirpclubs - well they close at 2 AM... well most of them.

It would be an interesting business concept... for a service....

Fantasy Midnight

Are you back from the bars with your buds?  And did you fail to pick up the last 2 bagger in the place...???  are you horny enough to want to screw a fuzzy phalus?  

then CALL US!  

we open at midnight... you know when all other reputable agencies and escorts shut down for maintenance...

We have all kinds of gals... as long as you don't mind which one you get.... and they are all fresh from screwing other guys for the past 12 hours....   um- umh....  so you know they are ready for action and already heated up!  

Call us, and we will send Bubba right over with a hot lady - and by the way- Bubba will be escorting the young lady to your door... pay the man - or else...

During your session you will be treated to the many delights of our lady - and you will be able to direct her to do what you want - as long as you speak fluent spanish, russian or checkoslovakian.  Please provide your own condoms... (what you think there are drugstores open at 1AM).  Oh, and feel free to ask about our special on ladies who have actually taken a shower, brushed their teeth and washed their hair... as we are running a special on that this week!

You may have as many cups as you want with our ladies... as long as you do not expect the lady to participate.  Please be advised that our ladies sometimes appear a little out of it... but pay no attention to the medication that she takes....  and frequent trips to the bathroom.... well - you know, she is on a "water diet" right....

Should the lady "pass out" during your encounter...   go to the car and tell Bubba... he will know what to do.

Thank you kindly for supporting illegal immigration...