This provider will not dance ("perform") for anyone whose waist exceeds 36"

I noticed that too...very odd.  Lucky for me my waist is 34".

Oh, I'm only 4' tall, I wonder if that matters!!LOL

I've seen that ad, too!  I take a 36 or 38" nowadays but I won't take a chance on her rejecting me!  I'll go to a strip club instead!

Does she fuck?

she sounds like she REALLY means no FS. are there any reviews? she looks very hot.

.......reviews look good !

Too bad I am too fat for her tastes. I think I am 4o" waist this month...lol

her reviews are quite good.

That thing is if your 6'5" with a 37 inch waist that is relatively average. But if your 5'7" with the same 37 waist line that's going to be a bit different

Never really hear escorts say much about apprearance. I get more asian escorts will make comments about being thin and complementing you about staying that way

...could be orally fixated, but VERY DISCREET

oops, it just occurred to me that the persons with the over 36" inch waist could have been lying about their size and the number could be wrong . The waistline issue is actually not about appearance at all( I SWEAR!!). Believe me you don't want to know what it is about.

>>The waistline issue is actually not about appearance at all( I SWEAR!!). Believe me you don't want to know >>what it is about.

If not appearance or girth, then what?  So the simple answer is yeah we do wanna know or why take a chance being rejected?

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Curiosity has certainly been piqued.  Can't remember ever seeing a requirement like this.

She must go by the "BIG BELLY,SMALL PECKER" theory.In reality, most guy,s with waistlines over 36 inches are usually out of shape, more than likely have trouble getting a hard on, but blame it on the whore,er escort they are seeing at the time. Guess Shilo tries to nip it in the bud so to speak.

ERRR..RUT ROW ? , Oh that's so sad that someone thought the waistline issue about size. You got me all wrong. I had an awesome time with Mr.H with these gentlemen. They were quite charming and attractive. I never give insincere compliments so this is not to save face at all. It all started with GFE- I get to be your girlfriend for an hour and you contribute to my shoe habit. So I'm havin' a great time and I'm breathing heavy and all the sudden I get a mouth full dumpster and I almost puke, but I play it off. Later I am almost in tears because it's like gobbling down this foul funk and it was traumatizing. It turns out that some people have a bacteria in their lungs and/or stomach. Mouthwash can't reach these places and the person does not smell or taste foul until they start breathing hard. Then the room fills with this unbelievable foul oder. I have spoken to another lady from Palm Beach  who's reviews caused me to change from body rub to GFE. She admitted that they do smell really bad and "sometimes we have to do some really repulsive things". I am a HUGE fan of Mr.H, but I cannot take that smell or ultimately the taste of that odor. I will not sell myself out to a life of exploiting myself with "repulsive" memories. I am very sincere and truly love what I do. Mr. was there to save the day and everything was fine it was just the horrific smell. I never rejected them  in any way I just didn't call them back when they called next time. They were wonderful people I just can't do that.They still have plenty of other ladies who don't mind oder. I asked there stats when I booked the appts. and found a pattern that I thought could prevent me getting a mouth full of bacterial odor. The bacteria are from the sugar and fat the person is consuming. You can look it up on legit medical sites on the net. I read about the cause in a newspaper. I never sent anyone away. I just kept spraying alot of body spray on myself to mask the oder and tried to make them as happy as possible.I just kept telling myself that I never have to see that person again. What is all this rejected talk. Do girls do that? I only reject the indiscreet which means I will not agree to meet them. I told you you wouldn't want to know. I don't have perform privately .I can go to clubs and I have a successful business. I choose to do this because I enjoy it. I may not be as successful as the other ladies but I am true to myself and even if you all can't appreciate me so many others do and I meet so many wonderful people who want to enjoy intense passion. Although I will admit abdominal strength rocks! Best wishes to all.

I have seen a lot a peckers and they stood up just fine. Fortunately for me your theory proves incorrect.

After reading her reviews I may have to see for myself since I fit all her criteria.

PREMIERE POLE-DANCER...LOL
I'll do the cheese steak boogie  LMAO!

As a nutrition major, I will agree that sugar causes bacteria and overweight people are agreed by society to eat the most sugar- but this is not necessarily true. Some of the most gorgeous men I have been with tasted the funkiest and had the saddest diet. Some of the overweight men I have seen have been the most intelligent, kind, and generous gentleman. I understand the "repulsive"memories- but I believe that has to do with personality.