So you local guys have been great at giving me the low down on things to do on my upcoming trip to Philly.

I now know where to look for the best cheese steak (no they do not fall from the sky, that's a vicious rumor!)

where all the cool galleries are (and how to get to them!) some cool yummy restaurants and a couple fun bars.  so now i was wondering where all the fun naughty places to go are.

the seamy underbelly of Philly as it were! things like the best strip bar, the most fun dirty book store and sexy adult clubs. I'm looking for naughty place not places where if i go i might get jacked and sold into white slavery

In LA i know all the fun places but a new city brings new adventure. Again i will have to take a cab as i will be car-less and will be staying in the Center City area.

help a girl out i cant only eat and look at art i might need a little adventure too!

thanks, you guys rock!
Jenny

I hope nobody told you Pat's or Gino's for cheesesteaks, many many better places.
As to the other stuff, there are a few, but again not LA.
I think it would ne cool to take you to a strip bar with me.

Bizarro won't tell, because he's holding out for a personally guided tour (he's the guide, natch)  There are five strip clubs on Columbus Ave (along the river) that I can think of -- Delilah's Den (about a block west of the river on Spring Garden), Club Risque, Show N Tel Showbar, Pennsport Pub, and Crazy Horse Too, from North to South.  Delilah's, Risque, and Crazy Horse are geared to the high end, Show N Tel is a bit raunchier and attracts a younger crowd, Pennsport is a real blue-collar place -- I think they're only open from noon to 7:00PM.  

In Center City, there are a few bookstores/adult theaters (or there used to be, haven't been there in a long while) on Market Street -- I've read recent postings about Les Girls, a peepshow place.    Not sure exactly where it is...  Check out the Strip Club List for addresses, phone numbers, etc.  at www.stripclublist.com...

There used to be a really seedy place called Centerfolds on 18th & Jackson Streets, in South Philly.  I was always worried that I'd fall through the floor in the men's room, it was so rotted out; typical Philly bar, long and narrow, small elevated stage, varied mix of girls -- some hot, some not.  Used to be a mix of sailors and bikers, and guys like me.  Even met a college professor there once, had an interesting conversation over beer and between dancers, LOL!  Used to get so smoky, you could barely see across the room (and it was only 10 ft wide!)...  

you neglected to mention Cheerleaders!  AND Daydreams (total nudity, but it is BYOB)... of course if you wish to get down and dirty - with cheap beer and a very interesting clientel - there is always the Oakford Inn in Neshaminy.  Oasis - near the airport- is owned by the same folk as Delilah's (i think) but has an atmosphere similar to risque on columbus... Risque in Bristol is a bit different....

BUT - for a truly strange and unique experience - you may wish to take the trek to The Pleasure Dome! in White Haven... truly out of "from dusk til dawn!"  yea baby!

i wanna know more about "the pleasure dome" but then i alway do

come on fellas i know you dirty boys must be holding out on me... gimme the goods!

xoxo,
Jenny

several of us local philly guys could come over to your hotel with a bottle of scotch...and dance for you in our skivvies! lol!!  I swear... we are all 21 yr. old hardbody males with 6-packs... and buldging biceps... with huge "packages" and prepared to party all night long...... as long as you supply the Geritol, vitamins, coffee and Pepcid AC! lol!

The Pleasure Dome is 90 minutes away up in the Poconos up the Turnpike northwest of Philly.

The Dome is alright for when youre in the Poconos for deer season but there are better BYO Clubs much closer to the city. If you want a full nude club my reccomendation is Creekside Cabaret in Colmar (lansdale)

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That was just a starting point -- I knew you'd pipe in with more & better clubs.  Although I don't think someone w/o a car is going to the Dome... LOL!  

There are many more choices than when I was living in Philly, and they're much nicer...  I also forgot Gold Club, which we visited after the January M&G -- smaller, more 'intimate', decent looking women.  

I blew my wad last weekend Biz -- spent nearly $1K at my favorite place up the river.  Got private dances with 3 or 4 of the ladies, then took 2 of my favorite 20 year olds upstairs for a half hour girl-girl show, and ended up in the jacuzzi with one for another half hour.  Amazing time...  I'm dying to take a woman with me one of these days -- oh, the fun we could have...



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dont be tempting me with you dancing around in your tighty whiteys

Geritol for everyone!

Seriously, that looks like an interesting place too!  and the clubs outside of philly seem to be more interesting than the ones in philly!  We agree!

Please, do tell!

I had mentioned it to Flora Faun, but the scheduling wasn't right.  She's on my short list, tho...