A certain fantasy has been replaying in my mind all day. Yes, you are in it...but damned if I know what you really look like. It involves a bottle of Blue Nun, a pack of Pall Malls, and rubber sheets, in a hotel room with a sign outside that reads "We Welcome Truckers". As we are lying next to each other on the bed, I whisper gently into your ear, "I have a full bladder, are you ready?"
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