AHOY BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA SAILORS - MERMAID JADE IS HEADED YOUR WAY

NO need to travel to my home port of Tampa.  I'll be swimming DIRECTLY to YOU and visiting from Friday, September 30th through noon on Sunday, October 2nd!  My fins are perfectly toned with all lesson plans updated and finalized. Supreme Mariner Seduction Tutorials, Custom Version 69, will be offered at your University Campus by the ONLY Mermaid certified to instruct and also participate in this ultimate aquatic experience.  I enthusiastically anticipate serving as your illustrious Professor in order to guaranty maximum sustained "attention", incorporating best in class academic "stimulation" techniques, resulting in overwhelming and timely "completion" of all curriculum assignments.  Exceeding your multiple expectations will be my continuous aspiration so as to achieve spectacular and well deserved examination outcums. We shall definitely create memories of a lifetime as we enjoy SPLASHING GOOD TIMES together during my stay in your beautiful City.  So don't hesitate, register today before all enrollment seats are occupied.  All students will be appropriately protected during each session.  Kindly allow sufficient advance notice so I may expedite routine screening.  The Fall Semester is about to commence; I just LOVE marine experiments with fresh new Seamen!

Please read my website for all my little etiquettes. Since this is the first city I am touring, I'm really excited and looking forward to this new adventure.

Looking forward to meeting you all,
Mermaid Jade