Dear Virgo,

I have tenderness in my heart for you.  Called Virgin of the Zodiac, known for service and selflessness... I am exercising a loose sort of celibacy this month only you can understand.

As long as the sun is in your sign, till Sept 22, I will give you an elaborate, kingly bath and massage during the evening.  Think of concubines and harems, maidens and shampooing girls.  

Virgos do so love, need and appreciate massages.  My companionship compensation will be greatly altered in this case, so please correspond for an idea of what you can afford.

I will cover you with and rinse off oils and soaps, scrubs and shampoos, using my adventurous fingers and your entire body, feeding you sweets and fruits and releasing you from your worldly obligations, at least for a while.  

I want you to sleep like you haven't a care in the world.

Please, email me through my website and tell me your birthdate.