Hi Gentlemen,

My name is Music. I'm 32 years old, beautiful, intelligent, funny & sexy. I'm the landlady of a very special piece of property and I'm placing my property on the market.

This is a BEAUTIFUL and STUNNING piece of  prime property that will comfortably accommodate one nice man, and occasionally a woman,  more if there's a party.


TENANT REQUIREMENTS:

1) Male tenant(s) preferred and Female visitors allowed

2) Must be successfully employed, or retired

3) Must be clean, honest, and reliable

4) Must be respectful of the Landlady's property and treat it gently and with the utmost care.


***In seeking a tenant the Landlady does not discriminate by age or race.***


PROPERTY FEATURES:

1) Very small & tight quarters. Perfect to lay your head down.

2) Property is neatly and impeccably manicured and all unruly shrubbery has been removed, leading to a bright pink inviting entrance. *Caution - entrance tends to be a little slippery when wet.

3) The interior is always well-kept, clean, and fresh. The landlady always keeps the place nicely scented.

4) The property comes with all original appliances, that were installed 32 years ago. The appliances are in excellent condition, hardly used and well mantained.

5) The property is always dark, damp, and moist, and doesn't get much sunlight. However, the few tenants that have occupied the property in the past have really enjoyed it that way.

6) There is a "WELL" on the property, that will spout a gusher from time to time. In order to get the benefit & pleasure of the gusher, it will be the tenant's sole responsibility to correctly sink a shaft and erect a pump. The pumping must be done vigorously. During the pumping, the tenant must supply and place a couple of his own large stones near the opening to the "WELL", thus preventing anyone from falling in accidently. Please note, when removing your shaft & pump you must be careful not to leave the opening any larger then you originally found it. This helps to prevent any unauthorized use or entry into the "WELL".

7) The entire property is free of all diseases and vermin. The tenant must promise to keep it that way.

8) The exterior facade of the property is absolutely beautiful!!!  It features a blond colored roof, freshly touched up. There are two large round headlights mounted near the top of the facade. The high-beams are pointed straight ahead, and not towards the ground. This lights up the entire driveway making it easier for you to enter the property at night.

9) They always say, "Location, Location, Location". This property is centrally located in the heart of Ohio.


HOUSE RULES:

1) Please, No Dogs Allowed. But a little Pussy is nice!

2) Party & Entertaining Policy: The walls are strong and in great shape. So, having loud and wild parties and banging against the walls is allowed & encouraged. Also, if you have a couple of friends that you hang around with, and they're "NUTS", it's okay to invite them. They're always the life of the party!  Most previous tenants have preferred their "Music" loud and pounding and so does the landlady.

3) Deliveries usually come in the front door, but there is a back entrance available for those who wish to use it - as long your package will fit and you don't mind the tight squeeze.

4) You must be able to move in and out, rapidly and repeatedly, on short notice, if necessary.

5) You do not need to make a commitment to a long-term lease.

6) All prospective tenants must pass a background check, prior to taking possession of the property.

7) The rent is not negotiable. The tenant should feel free to make improvements to the property at their own expense. Redecorating & dressing the property up, as well as scenting it with expensive perfumes, is highly recommended.


APPLICATION PROCESS:

If you're interested in applying for this property, please email your application to the landlady with all your important details and references. It would greatly help if you would describe the tenant and the size of your personal belongings. Since the premises are VERY SMALL & TIGHT, you may not be able to fit large personal belongings. Send photo of tenant and personal belongings, if available - but not necessary.

Upon receipt of your email, I will immediately review your application for approval and notify you of my decision.  If you are approved and would like a personal tour of the property, we can arrange a private showing at which time you may be asked to leave a deposit on the premises. So please come prepared.


P.S. Also for convenience, there is an fine-dining establishment on the premises, for those who enjoy eating at the 'Y'.

Please email me for details