"Pay As You Exit" was a Little Rascals episode made in 1936. Hoping to attract customers to Spanky's barnyard production of Romeo and Juliet, star performer Alfalfa proposes a "pay as you exit" policy: If the kids like the show, they will pay the allotted "one penny" admission on the way out. And now the time has come for not just me, bit for all of you out there when you're hiring only a new provider, to implement this policy. And why is that? Because I'm sick and tired of getting ripped off with services promised and not delivered. It's happened to me way too many times, and when paying in advance there is no recourse. And I'm sick and tired of reading reviews where so many have paid in advance only to get ripped off also. And I've had enough. Just last week. I hired this beautiful black chick. Someone I had been texting back and forth, on and off forever until I came to Brooklyn for three short days. She was flattered I picked her, and said how excited she was to meet me and hang out. We went over the details for our up coming date. An hour basic service was $500. And when I asked I would like to know if you could do a solid GFE session for an hour with an extra half hour if things are going well, she texted me back. Let me preface this by saying I first mentioned after she asked what would I define as solid GFE.?  DFK, BBBJ, DATY, FIV, CIM and of course Sex. I texted back. She was okay with this and texted back. $150.00 extra for an hour GFE and $250.00 extra for an Hour and a half GFE. When I said let's start with the hour GFE, she texted back, let's just do the $750.00 for the hour and half. I agreed as she sounded so nice and accommodating. Boy was I wrong. No sooner does she come into the hotel room, she takes the money on the dresser and starts to get weird. Turns off the music on my computer, grabs the remote jumps onto the king bed and starts to watch TV turning up the volume. I'm like, what are you doing? She says nothing so I start to make my move. Go in for some DFK and says she doesn't do that. Tried to get the BBBJ, and she says she doesn't do that either. "I'm really not that good at doing that."  she replies. Understand for me, once a provider says no to the DFK and has already agreed, I can longer function and get my Tommy Lee Junior anywhere need hard. All bets are off, except sometimes for the BBBJ, but even that can be difficult. I know it's psychological and what none of the providers seem to care about, is that there can be lots of psychological side effects when seeing someone for the first time. The time you have allotted, paying for sex, the condom, her attitude is bad, and not providing the service agreed upon. I tried to get her into 69 and when I did she did not want to even touch Tommy Lee Junior. I tried banging her and tried to get some DFK going but she wouldn't have it and i think my semi limp dick was inherited for maybe 30 seconds until i just gave up. There was $750.00 of my hard earned money down the toilet and put a damper on my night.  Therefore, from now on, it's going to be the "Pay As You Exit Policy." No perform as agreed upon, no $$$. And just to be clear, she will not be told of this policy until she comes over and has traveled and spent time doing so. And since it probably will not work for an incall, all my new ones will be coming to me as an outcall. I will politely tell her of my policy and will show her the $$$ which will sit in an envelope on the coffee table, or better yet locked in the safe until after we finish. They don't like it, to f^&&%ing bad, go f%$K yourself. Then leave and I'll just go and jerk off to some porn or to see if one of my regulars might be around in the next four to six hours.

The He-man Woman-Haters Club?

Check the reviews of companions before you meet them.

Take two aspirin and get over it.

I do not know you, but maybe time to do a mild self reflection? The whole part of you saying she turned on the TV is weird, I will give you that. This is also why I do not advertise a separate "GFE" price. You may get that service from me, but it is 100% going to depend on personal hygiene levels and the client's vibe and personality. Again, I do not know you at all Steve, but you are posting with lots of understandable frustration and I as a provider I am trying to give my perspective as a provider. I personally do not take the donation until I am leaving, but this is of course my policy and I know a lot of providers who do expect the payment up front and do count it in front of the client. (I personally think this is tacky, again, this is my personal perspective only). If a client also asks me any services I will "guarantee" to provide that is an instant no. I really don't think you should do this anyway for legal reasons.  All of the services I provide will be completely dependent on how the client acts and his level of cleanliness.

I read this novel & your new review. How can you be upset when you picked a woman with no TER reviews?  

Aspirin? He seems more like a Tylenol guy, to me.

First of all, I am sorry you felt she fell way short of expectations as the money we spend these days is significant. That part sucks, no doubt. In addition, I thank you for doing the TOFTT thing. Other than a few occasions, I am generally too scared to do them, but someone has do them, so props for that.  
.
That said, why by so dramatic about this? You knew the risk being the TOFTT guy with this girl so why come crying to this board about it? Isn't the professional thing to do is write the review you wrote about your bad experience to warn others but otherwise chalk it up to the fact you chose a woman with a zero review history? Aren't you to blame, at least in part, for not doing your due diligence?
.
Many, many guys I know, and know well, have bad experiences at times, for a number of reasons, even with women they have verified and researched up and down and in and out. Yet none of those guys go running to this board to have a hissy fit about it.  
.
Lastly, something seems flawed in your research in general. You state that you are "sick and tired of getting ripped off with services promised and not delivered." My group of friends, and I think most here that use this forum, do not have the probem you seem to be experiencing all too often. That doesn't mean every date is great (they are not) but my bad or subpar dates are VERY infrequent.  
.
You have been doing this for well over a decade, and by the looks of the number of reviews you have, I will guess you have been on well over 100 dates. Guys with that much experience should not be "getting ripped off" to the degree to which you are. I am not doubting your story re: this provider but you may want to take a look in the mirror, and your research, or lack of same, as you move forward and make an adjustment.

No need to have performance anxiety when you are paying.  It's a sure thing.  You're going to get laid.  If you can't get past this, when it comes to new girls, skip the first session and start with the second session.  Works every time.  If this doesn't solve the problem, try lowering your expectations a little bit.  When you have this fantasy scenario already in your mind of how the session is going to go, you are setting yourself up for a disappointment.  If you don't see that many providers, or are new at this, let her take the lead the first time.  AFTER you have had your orgasm, talk frankly about how YOU would like it to go on the SECOND meeting.  You will find most are willing to please to get repeat business.   When you pay, it's HER job to do the best she can with what you have given her to work with, and most honest providers will do the best they can.    

There is nothing you can do if she agreed to your terms and changes up once the money is in her hands. The best thing to do is try to ask for some or all of your money back. I am sure I don't have to tell you, bad sessions happen all the time. The problem with "pay as you exist" as you put it is some clients won't pay. The AMP girls have been complaining about guys fucking them then not paying them.

"Ask for your money back"  LOL  
Hands down James this takes the cake for posts made on this site.  
Let me know how that works out for you next time you get a BJ but you thought it was a little toothy if you can "get your money back." I am crying.  LOL  
Are trying for the OP to get a good face slap, knee to the groin, or his car keyed after she leaves?  
I just can't....
Still laughing......

Because most TER reviews are way over exaggerated when it comes to looks.....Tough shit ..She gets paid after, just like any other service like the plumber or electrician..You fuck up,,you doing fucking get paid...

too fucking bad..i come with references and been vouched for.  Asking for money back is not going to happen..Just like another service like the plumber pr electrician gets paid once the job is done to my satisfaction. She dont like ti with the money out on table, the she can fucking leave..I dont give a shit anymore and we play by my smoke rules.. It's not that difficult to have money sitting out waiting for her to collect as long as she performs....

Reviews mean nothing...most guys are so lame that  even fucking a watermelon would get a 8 or 9..Ive listened to reviews and have gotten screwed and who's to say they are even real. as one time all the reviews they found were written by the provider and got booted off ter..I lost 600.00 for a nothing session..ONly to get a refund after things blew up and out of control after she doxed me on social media. Then she admitted being wrong. and apologized and gave a refund plus interest of $300.00....If she  went by my new rules none of that would have happened and saved lots of drama which i did not need in my life and should have been able to have my date and be on my merry way. But NOOO. they wanna get cute and rob you of your har earned money.  Theres nothing wrong with me the client with impeccable track record and she gets references to leave $$$$ on the coffee table till the date is over.. She dont like it, then get the fuck out..the games are over for me...way over.!!

I thought he needed a change.

It's your money, so you get to decide when and who you pay it to. I hope this new policy works well for you. But, just in case it doesn't may I suggest that you keep an ample supply of hand lotion around the house.

Hmm....do you think it may be your personality that may be causing an issue with you receiving top notch service? Asking for a friend......
And it is possible, now just hear me out.....that you *may* be burning bridges?  
You seem to be wasting a lot of money and maybe...just maybe....if you were a bit nicer you would get better service?  
It is kind of a "hidden secret" in customer service that if you are very nice to the person they will go out of their way to give you great service.  
So maybe it is not your hygiene at all and just your very abrasive personality?

Hey-my side hustle is Avon so if anyone is down on their provider luck and needs some lotion or skin so soft to tide them over I can SET YOU UP!!!

Fuck NO--It's not even close to being me... Trust me sweetheart, i'm not only the nicest guy on here, but hands down the coolest and probably one of the best looking. NOBODY, has ever disliked me. It's impossible.And NO, that's not at all true what you said. " It is kind of a "hidden secret" in customer service that if you are very nice to the person they will go out of their way to give you great service.  

I've been away for a little while, posting and reading over on Elon Musk(rat)'s chaotic mess called Twitter/X (Which I derisively call "TWIX", as in that unhealthy candy bar you really should not eat but you do anyway, and typically regret ingesting that shit later...)        

As someone who's only 5'11 and around 185, my favorite thing to do to big guys who like to use their size for intimidation is to step up look straight into their fucking eyes and say yeah you big but they make coffins your size too.

was to jerk off, he might become your customer in one form or another.  Lol

Reviews are BULLSHIT// Most guys on here way way over exaggerate on looks and performance and they pay the price too..Reviews are not the answer by some fucking wanker who reads comic books all day and waits online for days to see the new star wars movie..It's a very smoke equation when shes new. Just like you pay the plumber , electrician, the housekeep. When it's a service business you pay the after the work is complete. I wanna know who the asshole is of being discreet put the money in an envelope in the bathroom. I have never done that//

Karma is a b*tch and based on your attitude and demeanor you’ve got bad karma coming at you in waves.

Lol. You really think having attitude and demeanor is even remotely on the same level as lying/false advertisement/scamming?

Of course...High Sign....

Ill take out my gun and blow his fucking head off,...Game Over

NOPE...She got a scathing review and like any other service, plumber, electrician, housekeeper, they all get paid after service is completed. Not sure who the jack ass was that came up with the BS  place the envelope discreetly in the bathroom and maybe even with my name on it. Nonsense, those days are over and need to change. Shes should not be in full control, ever again.

When I visit a provider based on her ad, and she has no reviews, which I might add, many providers don't have any, and she is 100 heavier than her pics or not the person in the ad picture, I leave. Am I the bad guy?

That does not mean  all reviews are false or overblown or underwhelming. It's an individual thing is all it comes down to. If you have had bad experiences, I can tell you that you should pay before the session.

You'll be shown the door so quickly your head will spin. This entire discussion is silly and pointless. Except in Costa Rica.

-- Modified on 10/18/2024 11:49:11 AM

go fck yourself fktard

If you don't engage in services, I think that's completely fair. Provider may not like it, and unfortunately there might be consequences... but you had false advertisement presented and you declined to purchase goods/service in the end when cat was out of the bag.  

In Steve’s case, he certainly had it coming to him. He’s angry and the rest of us are laughing at him.

So let me get it straight. Because he's angry or has an attitude he deserves to get scаmmed or swindled?

They think it's only fair that they get to review guys. Which will happen when pigs fly. Just like guys being able to pay when leaving if they liked the service.  
Laughable.

We don't review clients like you review providers because we don't care about looks or performance. We care about attitude, hygiene,  and payment. And yes, we talk to each other. So yeah, when you guys brag about being "really good looking" or "amazing in bed" we care a total of zero. I will 100% always pick the guy who is nice and clean and happens to look like a baked potato in a burlap sack over the asshole adonis.

I apologize in advance if I am not being sympathetic because you have over 70 reviews here on TER. You should know better. I don’t see any whitelists, but you could have hid your list. Why? Idk. 🤷🏽‍♀️  

Maybe you might want to try a little empathy here, hunh?  

With quotes like “I tried banging her”, I can tell Steve is a super nice and classy guy, lol!

You have expressed, but I also think guys complaining about the kinds of things he is whining about would see most of it go away if they just moved upmarket a little.  Bargain hunters and bottom feeders are more likely to have a much higher rate of disappointments than those who patronize a better class of providers.

and of course the big question here is did ST ever write a review or is he just venting in the discussion board?  Lacking VIP so I cannot check myself but certainly would hope there is a review that goes with his post. If not then he is just being hyporcritical about reviews.

Agreed and you said precisely what I was thinking but felt might seem inappropriate coming from me.

No one deserves to get scammed or ripped off. So ‘deserves’ is the wrong word. That said, guys like Steve who come on here with a combative and/or demeaning attitude towards the ladies don’t get our sympathy like other less combative or aggressive guys will.

Do you know how to space the paragraphs?  Two spaces in the message box translate to one space once you post.  

wtf you talking about with all your gook a rooka girls you pay for under $300..00  $750 for hour and a half isn't bottom feeing jak azz...When did you ever even come close to that?

Just one look at your website and another reason not to trust someone like you and the lame reviews on TER. Always way way exaggerated on looks and performance. Once someone doesn't show their face or a nice body, it's a huge red flag. I wouldn't hire you for $150.00 for the hour

There’s not enough money for me to even think about letting you “try to bang me”.  You aren’t my type. Clearly I’m not yours.  

I just happened to see that episode on late night TV. Froggy was the only one to show - it was his first ever appearance, and was made a member of the gang right after.

As far as Tianna, that’s your loss because she’s quite wonderful in person. She may decline to spend time with some people, like yourself for example, but she wouldn’t take your money. She just wouldn’t be there.  

I don't think he's "most angry at...Steven." I think he's most mad at Steven's Mom.

It's for two hours.  I only book one hour for the initial session.  All three of the girls I saw this week are regulars at $400/hour each, which for two hours is $800, plus a hundred an hour tip (my standard per-hour tip for every provider I see, regardless of their rate), for $1000, total . . . . three times this week.  I'm also willing to bet I got better value from all three of the providers I saw this week than you did for your $750, but as I said, if you move upmarket and spend a little more, you might have a better time like I do

More than a no class asshole, you are a Fucking Racist!!  

Racist a$$hole just undermined his own credibility.

Maybe you too will become a racist just like me? I'm white and despise most white people. Especially, the Wal Mart crowd that loves the demented and deranged clown Donald Trump. I say Kick those uneducated lemming retards out of this CUNTRY not the illegal immigrants sent from dungeons and insane asylums  that are raping and murdering across the USA.. All fabricated and a bunch of bullshit by the way, by none other than yours truly the Demented Bozo.

Well that sure is a lot of.....information.

Even though you are only one person, do you realize you are lowering the collective average IQ of this entire board?!!   If you cut and paste from Wikipedia or any other source as you have done, you should put it in quotes, which most fourth graders know to do.  

This post has become more amusing....or deranged......

and actions, you show that you despise yourself most of all!
You get tired of yelling at the mirror, breaking things where you live, and start trying to take it out on the rest of the world!
Keep it up, you just might find yourself hung upside down, lathered with soy sauce and let's not forget your tiny balls stuffed in your mouth!!

with the OP^^!

Dude you done lost your shit. This racist slur outburst is disgusting.  

The mods need to step in here asap.

I think the guy should be put in a time out but leave his posts. This way ppl can see his racism and decide if they want to have him as a client or share information with him as a hobbyist.

Like watching a car wreck wtf

I agree that Little Stevie and his posts are obnoxious and inappropriate. Wish he would go away.
.
On the other hand, Little Stevie is quite the statesman. With one single racist post he succeeded in finding agreement from Scarlett, CDL, Rocket and Little Bobby. I've been here a really long time and I'm virtually certain that's never happened before.

No true humans are like this moron in any way!
I would bet Goebbels would be disgusted by him^^!