Indianapolis sucks

You know, I've been here for about 8 months and unless you go through hoosier hotties or classy chassy we've got nothing appetizing.  Sure, we have providers that are GFE, but they are either overweight or old, like the old mom next door.  I want the drop dead gorgeous 115lb hottie, like it was in California.  There must be a secret society or something out here to find the true gems (like ali from los angeles).  I don't know, I can get laid anyways but having a provider around definitely takes of the edge!

Any ideas?  BTW, save the smartass comments for someone else, you aren't that funny or smart.

Depressed and edgy