Hi All,

I have been meaning to post a long review of this sex slave camp from heaven, exoticretreat.net for a few weeks, but just have not had the time, so here goes mini:

Villa is in a private gated, heavily secured complex app. 30 minutes from Puerta Plata airport.
Bed and breakfast atmosphere--three guys to a villa, two villas.  Two buddies and I shared a villa, and quickly made friends with 2 guys in the other, one of which was a nice physician from DC, on his app. 15th "golf" trip to the resort.

Speaking of golf, we all used it easily as an alibi to spouses, as golf is very good on the island, though the best courses are pretty far from Puerta Plata.

Girls are 9's and 10's legitimately, and all were under 24-25 yo, all from Russia/Ukraine, all speak decent to good English.  Value prop here is get the extra girl for the extra 500/night--they are at your beck and call, and if they do not honor all reasonable requests, they get in doghouse big time, and penalized financially.  

Expected tips are 100-300/night, as service warrants.  Girls constantly suffer from cabin fever, as they are stuck in the (beautiful) villa all week, and are dying "to go to disco", or out to dinner (although the food there is good, especially breakfasts cooked to order, with fresh squeezed OJ always around to go with Grey Goose...)  IOW, taking them out on the town probably gets you as much milage as cash tips, though I was not in the mood to go out (closest such activity is at least 20-30 minutes away by cab, and word is you need to take extra cash to tip bouncers at disco to keep the drunk American and other tourists (rarely DR guys, I'm told) off your dates, as they are sure to be the hottest girls in the bar, by far.  

Big downer for many, as you might expect: all activities are very much covered up, so no bbj's here, and the house provides as many condoms as you need.

I chose Aleesa (still there and showing on the site) and Yulya (just left and no longer showing as there, but should show under "past girls".  Yulya was a 20 yo beauty from near Vladivostok, studying "economeec", and Aleesa from Kiev was a marketing major.  Both were pieces of eye candy, and had no problem f**king on demand, as long as you did not wake them up too early.

Michael, the host and owner of ER.net, is a great guy who lives next door and is very responsive and hands on when needed for a question or problem.  His place seems to be the intimate alternative to some of the larger resorts also on the island--he was very gracious to accomodate me on my request to come down for only 2 nights, as had an emergency that made me not able to come down with buddies earlier in week.

The normal minimum stay is 4 nights at 3995, with extra nights 1000 each, and extra girl 500 per night.  There is flexibility, especially with repeat guests, it seems.

All in all, a memorable experience, and a strongly recommend, in spite of the ltd mileage, though the camaradarie of old and new friends in a frat house atmosphere (with 6 gorgeous young Russian vixens hanging out) was as much fun as the sex!

Lucas McCain (also posted on DC board 3/13/06)

Well,

I have just return from this so call sex slave camp heaven and let me tell you my version of this disillusion of intimate sex vacation.

First, I was told that this villa was part of the Hacienda resort in Puerto Plata. I though this is great, I can walk around and enjoy the resort while having an all inclusive sex vacation.  Not the case, the amount of money spend on this vacation doesn't cover your access to the resort, so you are stuck in this villa and even when you go to the beach, your are challenge by security guards.  The villa was not all that good, it is a bit messy since some people live permanently there, and I would suggest paying extra for the suite.  The pool is as big as my tub and the "swim up bar" is in the back where the fridge doesn't even work and there is an abundant gathering of dead flotting bugs.  Even the girls don't go back there.

Second, I expected to have a relaxing vacation where the "companion" would attend all my needs and be as my "girlfriend" as advertise on the website.  Let me tell you, the girls are all from Ukraine and have an attitude since they are supposably not proffessionals. There was 6 girls when I got there, Michael told me one had her period and one was sick, so that left 4 girls for two guys which is not much considering that the girls looked nothing like the picture.  Nina was full of acne, I wont even cover the others. I picked my girl on the first day, my choice ended up being Mila which was the nicer looking form all of them.  Of course I wanted sex right away since it was a vacation, she started complaining that she was not feeling very well but we ended up having sex anyways.  This one had a little attitude, she told me that if I was unhappy with her, tell her and not Michael otherwise she would get pissed off at me bla bla bla I did not give a shit.  After our sex which felt like a bad hooker, she left and went back to the Ukrainian national sport: smoking.  She did not pay attention to me or hanged out with me.  That is what the girls do, the sit around all day and chain smoked.  I had to get my own beer, organise my own shit and when I wanted information, Michael was never around and if I told one of the girls to find him the utterly refuse because they feared reprisal.  

Latter in the day I wanted sex again and had to beg my way into it, which is fucking pathetic.  Mila and I had sex twice during the day, and late at night I wanted sex she refused on the pretext it is sleepy time.... and in the morning again she refused until noon when I picked another girl.

If this was a scuba diving trip I would dive 2-3 times a day, this is a sex vacation and I cant get sex 3 a day.  Let alone a simple blow job.

My second girl Nina which is feature on the top of the web page, put out a little bit more but was once we had sex, she went back to the national sport which is smoking cigarette.  She was never around but demanded a tip which was offending due to the quality of her service.

Is it that hard to fuck and bring me a beer when I need one for $3900, not really.  Michael does not control his girls for customer service and is never around to ear our complaints.  One day we ran out of beer and food, Michael was nowhere to be found. I ask Nina to call his cell phone and sort this shit out.  She told me: you call him, I sure am not calling him.  I am supposed to be on a stress free vacation and now I have to worry about the girls not cathering to my needs and on top of that I have to find the host to get me some beer.  Thats when me and the other fellow agreed that we would never come back to this resort.

On my third day I kept Nina and also chose Natalia, they both told me that they were bi sexual which was a scam again.  I paid the extra $500 and definitely regretted it.  I ended up ditching Nina for Natalia which was very nice and gave me massage and brought me beer when I needed one.  Natalia was much nicer than all the other ones.

The other fellow pick, Lena (I think thats her name) anyways, she ended up tell him some story about her mother dying bla bla of course that was right around the time when she expected tip to come around.  On the last day she slept with him and told him she needed to go outside and scream, she ended up cutting her feet somewhere and scattered bloof all over herself and the house (fucking sicko).

This whole trip I felt like it was a bad hooker who wont leave.  I would never go back.  The girls only wanted to have sex once a day and when it was over, they would lay in bed begging for their gift and would not leave until I gave it to them and then went back to the Ukrainian national sport, chain smoking.  I think you would get the same if not better service anywhere else and the girls were not as advertise on the website.

If you are looking for a shitty house on a shitty beach with young hookers and bad food and nothing more, then go for it, but if your expecting more, I strongly suggest you take your buisness somewhere else because dont let yourself fool by the web site and the nice pictures, nothing is at it seems.  And of course Michael will tell you different and will embellish things when you ask him your questions in the emails, but only once you get down there, you will realize what I am talkin about.

where is the reply I posted?