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A Question for Providers and Hobbyists......
Bella April of Honolulu See my TER Reviews 705 reads
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What is the most hilarious "oops" experience you have ever had on your date?

My own personal experiences:

I usually don't travel with toys but one time I got it in my my head that I had to take my metal pussy  plug with the red jewel along with me.  Of course they decide they have to check my bag and the guy roots around in it for a while till he finally finds what he was looking for.  He pulls out my cute little pink bag, unzips it, pulls the thing out, looks for a rather long time with it in his hand and finally puts it back, gives me a big smile and tells me I'm good to go.  My face definitely matched the red jewel till I got out of that security area!

I  was meeting a new client downstairs and 2 gents were waiting.The first gent came to me like he knew me so I gave him a hug and said "so glad to finally meet you"Then I see the other gent  waving at me like "no no no, its me"HOW AWKWARD!!!I was mortifie! Both of them were waiting for a girl I guess!I had to explain the first one it was a mistake and left with the other one...Horrible, we did laugh if off but...., just awkward beyond words.:-

by wearing next to nothing under the coat but....

Taxi driver dropped me of wrong hotel (fucker!) and I knocked at the door holding the pose and coat wide open lol. Stranger opens door and looks at me shoked and immediately looked over his shoulder. So here I am thinking : fuck! wronge dude and there must be a woman in there....he will be slortered like a pig....this thinking took me a fraction of a second...i wispered sorry, closed coat, and disappeared instantly lol. I think i saved his life and my night by being so quick lol.  

I then got to right hotel, again, opened coat, regular opened the door and from there all good :)

Serena x

And to both of you, good stories! I'm sure TSA has seen all kinds of interesting stuff and none of it should be a surprise to them, although it sure could be embarrassing to you. And serena I'm sure your client really appreciated it, and the other guy probably did too! I know I would, if some random pretty lady flashed me! Lol

I'm sure I could come up with a few stories if I think about it but the first one that comes to mind for me right now is my lip bleeding on a provider's pillow cases! I had cut my upper lip shaving while preparing for an extended date. It bled like crazy and I had a hard time stopping it. I finally managed to stop it but it started again during dinner, half way through our meal! My provider gave me an ice cube from her drink, and I used that for a while, and the restaurant's cloth napkins! Finally stopped and we finished dinner and went to a show. Eventually went back to her incall and started playtime with a mutual shower where I started bleeding again! Managed to stop it again and moved to the bed where I again bled (on her white pillow cases!) unfortunately (and obviously) DATY and DFK was off the menu that night, and those are two of my favorite things but we still made the best of it, and I had a great time in the end. I felt bad but the provider was very understanding and we have something to talk and laugh about on all future dates.

read anywhere on TER in a looong time!! Thanks Bella!

My own story... hmm...

It was pretty late at night and I was exhausted from my day. I booked my incall location, and after check-in, went to my room. I unlocked the door in a hurry as my appointment was first thing in the am and I needed time to "set the scene" before getting down for a good night's sleep. As I quickly entered the room with my bags, I thought it was weird that it smelled like someone had just showered in it. And as I turned around to close the door and put the chain on, I noticed a small carry-on bag next to the door- not mine!! I whirled around to see a man standing in his boxers and nothing else looking completely horrified. Poor guy! The front desk had given me the wrong room. Luckily he wasn't there with anyone else. But wow- how embarrassing!

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