Renowned chef "Tia of Austin" wishes to meet for a personalized culinary experience.
What to expect?
Tia is no lazy susan. She is widely known as 'al dente' (not too soft, not too overdone.) She has a rump roast you will take delight in. Your eyes focus on the Tia buffet while she whisks you away with her sweet aroma--(which describes her flavor and fragrance.)
She desires to marinate you. She will be dressed & fresh and ready for you to peel, pinch, perhaps whip (if you're in the mood) to get her to butterfly. No cutting needed. She should spread quite easily.
Is she the entree? No, you are. Her ladyfingers will knead you and your mussels, sometimes grinding, coddling you, producing drippings of your own au jus (natural, unthickened juices) which she will try to coat herself with.
You will be sensually beaten until a stiff peak forms...stiff enough to stand on its own. Oh no! You're at the hard-ball stage. You will probably be very preheated at this time. She might continue to baste any drippings back over you so as not to dry out the meat before she finally asks to be stuffed.
You both will be moistened & combined -- not on a cookie sheet but rather a fitted or flat sheet. She will be ready to drain you but decides to have your sweet icing drizzle over her muffin instead.
Sound good? Well tell her so!
She's coming to these towns soon: *********************************************** September 10th/JACKSON, MS/available: 3pm-11pm
September 11th/JACKSON, MS/available: 6am-11pm
September 12th/JACKSON, MS/available: 6am-11:30am
September 12th/BIRMINGHAM/available: 4pm-11pm
September 13th/BIRMINGHAM/available: 6am-11:30am
September 13th/KNOXVILLE/available: 5pm-11pm
September 14th/KNOXVILLE/available: 6am-11pm
September 15th/KNOXVILLE/available: 6am-11:30am
September 15th/HUNTSVILLE, AL/available: 4pm-11pm
September 16th/HUNTSVILLE, AL/available: 6am-11:30am
September 20th/MOBILE/available: 4pm-11pm
September 21st/MOBILE/available: 6am-11pm
September 22nd/MOBILE/available: 6am-11:30am
September 22nd/BATON ROUGE/available: 3pm-11pm
September 23rd/BATON ROUGE/available: 6am-11:30am
September 23rd/LAKE CHARLES, LA/available: 2pm-11pm
September 24th/LAKE CHARLES, LA/available: 6am-11:30am
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