I found this question which was posed to WikiHow, "How to Get a Girlfriend Via Facebook Chat" and I thought, "how cute, the guy wants to get laid". Then I looked at all of the steps involved according to WikiHow, which are pasted below, and they are btw serious.
I was thinking that this classical process of getting laid, has 11 steps, like this could WEEKS!! and still there would be no actual guarentee that the actual deed is going to happen or that your facebook gal is going to be I dunno, open minded andor kinky. feature / benefit
However in the Autumnwikihow/Get-Laid Guarenteed! Process there are just steps and you're gonna get lucky believe me. So it's 3AM, the bars have just closed, How are YOU going to handle it?
AutumnInTheOC's Solution
1 Go to an ATM machine of your choice and withdraw at least $400 or more.
2 Call AutumnInTheOC up and book an hour appointment. Like How easy was that?
It isn't that hard to get a Girlfriend on Facebook, all you have to do is follow the steps.
1 Make sure she's single (this is the most important step)this can easily be done by checking her profile info.
Why Men Pull Away 10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make That Ruins Any Chances Of A Relationship CatchHimAndKeepHim.com
2 Make sure she's noticed you in person, and the feeling is mutual.
3 Make sure you're sober.
4 Wait for a time that she's logged on and available to chat.
5 Click her and say hey (you'll probably feel nervous but that's natural).
6 Start off with small talk (ask questions like "how's it going"). It'll let her know that you care about what's going on in her life. make her laugh for bonus points. (using the phrase "A/S/L" is not allowed).
7 Eventually tell her that you and her should hang out sometime.
8 Make subtle advances towards the fact that you want it to be a date. (this is the tricky part).
9 If she says yes, you can get excited, but don't make it look like that on Facebook.
10 Schedule a time and place, and schedule to drive over and pick her up at her house (or something like that).
11 From there, the possibilities are endless, just make sure you don't type anything rude.
Make Her Fall For You Learn The "Secret Psychology" That Makes Women Deeply Fall In Love. DoubleYourDating.com
Tips
Using Facebook chat is a whole different experience since you can't see her facial expression. You can use
9 Body Language Tips. Decode Male Body Language Flirting. The Latest Topics For Women! www.LifeScript.com
Things You'll Need
A computer with a processor higher than a Pentium 2 An average speed internet connection or better
Related wikiHows
How to Break the Ice With Women How to Use Facebook Chat How to Flirt
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