If that dichotomy didn't pique your curiosity, surely these tangerine platforms will. (No. I did not just call you "Shirley"!)

I sound like a used car salesman, but who doesn't like a used car?  Personally, I like to use Maseratis, Lamborghinis, Bugattis, Ferraris.....and when I'm a good girl and go to heaven, a white 1936 Auburn, will be waiting for me.

Time to buckle up. However, if you relish all my curves, don't expect it to be a fast ride.    
                                            Desi,  
                                            The Wickedest Wench in the West

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