These are some suggested Do and Don't Rules for day to day living at: http://www.viceland.com/issues_au/v2n3/htdocs/the_vice.php

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Where did you leave that cellphone?


DOs & DON'Ts—Dating
You're not allowed to date someone your friend dated—ever. By the same token, you are never allowed to date your ex's friends. If you want to go out with a girl but you kind of know her ex-boyfriend, that's fine. Just don't expect to be friends with him ever again.

DOs & DON'Ts—Male/female friendships
A man in a relationship cannot have pretty female friends. It is inappropriate for a guy in a relationship to go to a movie with a girl who is more than a 7 out of 10. It is perfectly acceptable to go to a movie with a fat ugly girl. He can even stay at her house overnight. Women may not have any male friends at all (except fags).

DOs & DON'Ts—Being pussy-whipped
If you are doing things you don't want to do more than 50% of the time, you are pussy-whipped. There's a fine line between being a caring boyfriend and being whipped, so the only way to know for sure is to ask your friends. As a general rule, if there are things you are "not allowed" to do, you are whipped. Other indications include: you are expected to provide foot massages, you sincerely like her friends, you divide the housework evenly, you divide the cooking evenly, you're worried she's mad at you, you talk about her hair.

DOs & DON'Ts—Their friend is 10 times cuter
Even if you are on the most boring, total-mistake date of your whole life, there is absolutely no way that you should start flirting with your date's hot-friend-you-just-bumped-into. Even if you're on a first date with a burn victim wearing a Disneyland baseball cap and her best pal turns out to be Princess Beautiful Millionaire, do not start flirting with the friend. You will only alienate both of them. If the friend is worth anything above a frog dick she will encourage your desperation until you go to the bathroom or the bar, and then she will disappear, leaving you with the piece-of-shit date and a taste in your mouth worse than used rape swabs. Most importantly, you don't want to risk blowing whatever chance you had of fucking the hot friend nine months later at the same bar when the two friends have drifted apart. Be patient.

DOs & DON'Ts—Done is done
Even if you try your hardest to be civil to each other after a long relationship, you have to get over the fact that no matter how in love you were, you split up for a reason and now you're both fucking other people and things'll never be the same again. If you're still on good terms and you're introduced to your replacement (big mistake), then it'll just freak everyone out, regardless of how polite everyone is trying to be, because what you really want to do is ask, "How the fuck can you be sleeping with him/her?" and it'll end in tears.

DOs & DON'Ts—Fuck-frequency
In the first year of a relationship, you have to do it at least four times a week. Second year it goes down to three. From the third year to the fifth year, you have to do it at least twice a week. After that, it's once a week until you get married, then it's never (seriously).

Always fall for the very smart ones! It makes the pillow talk afterwards that much more interesting.

Hello PDiver, it was very nice to read your reply, you know I say the same thing about clients too.

I hope that you have a wonderful evening.

take care, Auttie

Hello PDiver, it was very nice to read your reply, you know I say the same thing about clients too.

I hope that you have a wonderful evening.

take care, Auttie

I wish I was as smart as you think I am, but unfortunatley (or fortunatley--depending on how you look at it) I am just a horny little dumbf*cker!!

BTW, if I was with you right now, then I would be having a most wonderful evening!!!