Come on over and I'll give you your Holiday Goose early!


Reasons to see Autumn before Thanksgiving

I'm Not as fattening as that big turkey dinner
(Not to be confused with 'the other white meat')

You need to work up a big appetite before the big meal anyways

You don't want to be sitting with the family thinking 'damnit I should be pounding Autumn right now'

Think of all the stress you've built up

You owe it to the rest of your party on Thanksgiving to be as mellow and relaxed as you can.


Reasons to see Autumn after Thanksgiving

You need to work all of those extra calories fast.

You don't want to be sitting around thinking about going to work saying to yourself 'damnit I should be pounding Autumn right now'

You've built up a lot of stress with the in-laws and family around and you need to release it

You owe it to the people around you at work to be as mellow and relaxed as you can.


So, How can I help?

You could really be on top of your game by seeing me both before and after too! Lol

Take Care, Auttie, xoxo