I wanted to wish everyone a Merry Little Sexmas, no wait....Have a Totally Hot Sexmas, and a totally kinked out and bondage filled NudeYear, xoxo

Oh, and I wanted to share this Santa song too, I was just singing this with Santa. He's in the shower now, (he sings in the shower evidently), and I think I'm sitting on his underwear and sox here in the chair, I should get up and make it look like I was folding them, well back to work, here's the song.

Santa Song with no name.

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly

I shared a blunt with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Until he called up Christmas night
I was havin' a quiet little blunt on me own
When I looked up into the sky
I saw this sleigh comin' outta control
Headin' straight for my place
He crashed in my backyard
Woah Santa was off his head

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a blunt with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
When he dropped in outta the blue
In a bettered old sled full of whacky way
And six bent reindeer too

Now you might think
That I'm makin' this up
But you can think what you like
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a blunt with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
Totally out of his head stoned
And When I helped him untagle his reindeer
He offered me a hit
Well then I strapped him back
In that battered old sled
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip
and a 'Come you bastards'
Santa Clause was gone

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a blunt with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

"Everyone sings together right here"

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a blunt with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah,
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I



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