And then what would all my adoring fans do. You might loose track of what day it was. And if that happened , you might get up early on Sat. and go the the office. Then you would feel silly. The cleaning crew would be wondering what you've been drinking. Then word might get back to your boss that you were drinking at the office on Sat. Then, the company VP, might think, hey I like a party guy, and invite you to his next BBQ. And Then, you might drink to much and find yourself in the coat closet making out with hot 21 year old babe. Then when she said I gotta go I think I hear dad calling me, your boss would be getting his coat to go. But when he opened the coat closet to find his daughter exiting, and he asked her what she was doing in there, at the same time he heard your zipper going ZIP. And that would be when you knew...... you were up shits creek without that vital paddle. Then you might loose your job, and then you could not enjoy this hobby anymore. AND THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE THING.
And I would not want that to happen. So it is a good thing I did not forget my hump day post! Aren't you glad too?
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