Yes Yes I miss hump day last week.  I was busy having a personal "FUCK OFF" day.

But now that I've got that out of my system.  

here is this weeks post.

Slogans for women's T-shirts:
� I'm out of estrogen - I have a gun.

� Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

� I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

� Next mood swing: six minutes.

� And your point is?

� I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

� I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

� Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

� Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

� Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
� I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

� Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

� You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

� All stressed out and no one to choke.

� I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

� How can I miss you if you won't go away?

� Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

� Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.