A slow Hump, is better then no Hump.

A Hump thats late, beats having no date.

A belated Hump, trumps an out-dated chump!

If the rump, that you Hump, is really really Fine, you won't even remember if she arrived on time.

So you see smarty, I won't mind if you are a little tardy.

Just get your rump to my door stump, and all day long we can HUMP HUMP HUMP!

HAPPY HUMPING, any day of the week.
"A"

(Book time with me for any Hump day in the remander of 2008 for only 250 per hour)

Lets get out there and Hump,

Hump Harder

Hump Longer

Hump Deeper

Hump Faster


Lets Do it!