Hump Day.  What does it mean?

1.  hump day      

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
After hump day, the weekend gets closer.  

2.  hump day    

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!  


3.  hump day      

Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all

4.  hump day  

Occurs on the fourth floor, north wing between 12pm and 1pm every Wednesday!
         Jane and Ted love Hump Day!  

5.  hump day    

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.


6.  hump day      

a dedicated day of the week for having sex

7.  hump day    

started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..  

a few other HUMP terms


1.  hump a ho      

to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.
   ie: ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

2.  hump and dump      

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her  

3.  hump hunt      

can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.

4.  hump music      

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.  



 
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