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10 things a man would say

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posted 17 years ago

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

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Hoss121517 years ago9179 reads

Gents, add your top 10 list for Autumn

10. Autumn is just a HOTTIE!

9. Autumn's eyes will melt me.

8. Autumn and Ajay together would be my last act on earth.

7. Autumn's smile says "You are mine for the next 2 hours."

6. Autumn cooking in the kitchen and all I can stare at is that wonderful tush.

5. Autumn's TaTa's need some attention NOW!

4. Autumn's skills are legendary

3. I always was a sucker for a redhead.

2. Autumn is a NAUGHTY girl.

1. Why haven't I hopped a plane to see Autumn yet!!!!!!!

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AutumnInTheOC17 years ago7190 reads

Re: Gents, add your top 10 list for Autumn

lol Hoss, that was very very funny, thank you!!

and yes, hop on that plane