Since I do not feel like being a contributing member of society today, I thought I could at least contribute to my disfunctional TER family since things appear to have been pretty quiet this week.  So I thought I would share a pick up line that I am confident will provide amazing results.

"You smell like trash, may I take you out?"

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Shag me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Beatrice?

Bar dude: "Are you from Tennessee?"
Me: "No, why?"
Bar dude: "Because you're the only 10 I see."


He definitely got my number for that one. We're actually still friends to this day.

LOL!

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

"Hey, do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world!"

Didn't work...

"Your cute, wanna fuck?"

The guy that said this met my brother shortly after

Isn't having brothers the greatest??