It seems this is a day for drama - and I had more than my share.  
     
  Rear ended a car this morning. Start of a terrible day.  
     
  I was looking at the damage and the other driver got out. He was a dwarf.  
     
  He came up to me and said "I am not happy!"  
     
  So I said "well then - which one are you?"  
     
  That's when the fight started.