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Jake45owens 13 Reviews 644 reads
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1 / 7

I had to travel for work and found myself in a hotel room alone, horny, to nervous to look up a provider. Of course I start masturbating. Things were going well until at 5pm! I hear a soft knock on my door and a cleaning lady walks in( very cute too ) My filthy mind automatically thinks this is an opportunity and I yank up my pants and say "would you mind staying?" I've never heard such foul language from a woman before. She hasn't told on me so far though....K

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 563 reads
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2 / 7

You're lucky you didn't get thrown out.

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 452 reads
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3 / 7

Housekeeping?
No thank you. Sleeping.
Housekeeping?
Come back in an hour.
Housekeeping, you want towel?
No towels. Need sleepy.
Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?

Dude, that stuff only happens in the movies.  Quit playing with your dingy.

 
Posted By: Jake45owens
I had to travel for work and found myself in a hotel room alone, horny, to nervous to look up a provider. Of course I start masturbating. Things were going well until at 5pm! I hear a soft knock on my door and a cleaning lady walks in( very cute too ) My filthy mind automatically thinks this is an opportunity and I yank up my pants and say "would you mind staying?" I've never heard such foul language from a woman before. She hasn't told on me so far though....K

ASinfulDream See my TER Reviews 440 reads
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4 / 7

Housekeeping...Me fluff your pillow...LOL OMG I love this movie...LOL

Posted By: SecretMe11
Housekeeping?  
 No thank you. Sleeping.  
 Housekeeping?  
 Come back in an hour.  
 Housekeeping, you want towel?  
 No towels. Need sleepy.  
 Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?  
 Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!  
 Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?  
   
 Dude, that stuff only happens in the movies.  Quit playing with your dingy.  
   
   
   
Posted By: Jake45owens
I had to travel for work and found myself in a hotel room alone, horny, to nervous to look up a provider. Of course I start masturbating. Things were going well until at 5pm! I hear a soft knock on my door and a cleaning lady walks in( very cute too ) My filthy mind automatically thinks this is an opportunity and I yank up my pants and say "would you mind staying?" I've never heard such foul language from a woman before. She hasn't told on me so far though....K

Jake45owens 13 Reviews 467 reads
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5 / 7

Who the hell cleans at 5 pm?! And I think it was worth it to at least try once in my life.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
You're lucky you didn't get thrown out.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 406 reads
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6 / 7

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

Jake45owens 13 Reviews 372 reads
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7 / 7

Sometimes forwardness pays off! She apologized for the language and for walking in after one knock. She said she mixed up the room for one that someone just checked out from. Who'd have thought I could show my Wang and then get apologized to? Wait....  

Posted By: ASinfulDream
Housekeeping...Me fluff your pillow...LOL OMG I love this movie...LOL  
   
Posted By: SecretMe11
Housekeeping?  
  No thank you. Sleeping.  
  Housekeeping?  
  Come back in an hour.  
  Housekeeping, you want towel?  
  No towels. Need sleepy.  
  Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?  
  Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!  
  Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?  
     
  Dude, that stuff only happens in the movies.  Quit playing with your dingy.  
     
     
     
Posted By: Jake45owens
I had to travel for work and found myself in a hotel room alone, horny, to nervous to look up a provider. Of course I start masturbating. Things were going well until at 5pm! I hear a soft knock on my door and a cleaning lady walks in( very cute too ) My filthy mind automatically thinks this is an opportunity and I yank up my pants and say "would you mind staying?" I've never heard such foul language from a woman before. She hasn't told on me so far though....K

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