Is it because of it being tax week or is it something in the water? Or maybe everybody's allergies are going ham like mine are.  

I was at the gym yesterday( it doesn't look like I go but I'm trying) and saw a guy using a hair dryer to dry his back hair. Took alot not to bust out laughing right there.

Did it work? I feel like that'd be really hard to do.

I don't know. I was just washing my hands and left. I didn't ask about it. It was just a real funny visual.

You'd think that if your back hair was thick enough that it can't air dry in a reasonable amount of time, you'd look into some removal options.  

A beautiful girl walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have a double entrendre."

The week is definitely dragging, especially when you lug around what feels like grapefruits because you can't sneak away to play with you!