Brazilian = black Butterscotch = black Caramel = black Chocolate = black Cinnamon = black Creole = black Cuban = black Dominican = black Ebony = black Egyptian = black Eritrean = black Ethiopian = black Exotic = black Hawaiian = black Mahogany = black Mocha = black Mulatto = black Nubian = black Mixed = black
Mature = old Courtesan = old Gracious = old Graceful = old Refined = old Elegant = old Classic = old Conservative = old Original = old soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions: College Student = late 20's Just turned 18 = mid 20's 19 = possible jail bait 21 = late 20's 28 = late 30's no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette Sorority Girl = blonde Selective = overpriced Exclusive = very overpriced Classy = can't afford lingerie Freaky = doesn't shower between clients Nasty = doesn't shower at all Upscale = snooty personality All American = all trailer trash Princess = I have an attitude problem Party girl = I'll be high on drugs On fire = active herpes outbreak Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service coed = plain looking with acne problem girl next door = looks like the boy next door Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures... Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds Energetic = methamphetamine addict Down to earth = boring College graduate = sleeps with professors open minded = openly accepts tips two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name New to area = changed name and moved across town Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone. Discreet = I check your ID Discrete = I can't spell Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients. Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information: Unless specified, you can assume: hair color = brown hair length = to shoulder eye color = brown age = mature height = short weight = heavy cup size = small measurements = larg
Obviously written by a guy who likes young, thin, toned white blondes, with long legs and large, natural, perky breasts. What's wrong with him? Despite all that, I've never seen it ... and I confess. It did make me smile this morning - bc it is funny.
Funny, and somewhat true. Generally I have found most businesses advertise their weaknesses. I once bought "The last shovel you will ever buy" and it turned out to be the last shovel I would ever buy... from them. I bought a "never kink" hose that always kinks, and so on. But the key I have found is to do your research, listen to reviews, and read into those ads/comments. Once I went for a provider who had advertised for a few years with the same photos and then I was surprised to see that pics were a few years old, Duh! We need to use all of our faculties to make the best choices. Bottom line, information is golden and up to date photos are necessary. Find a provider that has current photos, many photos along with lots of data and good/great reviews. That's a provider to hang on to. We have the luxury (here) of a lot of providers. Do your research! Trust other reviewers when you see they have similar taste to you and they seem to share similar concerns. My list of providers I trust is very small but I can be sure of what they provide. Delve into risky territory and it is 'Buyer Beware.' Less than reputable providers are discovered over time. The reviews point out the problem girls. Be patient and be aware.
While I found this to be crude, it is funny. Why would you expect your fantasy to be your reality on backpage? That is a place where you accept that you will compromise before even typing the address into the address bar. If you want something as close to what you are looking for expect it to be "overpriced" which in your situation is "out of your budget."
I don't know why girls on BP lie or use fake pics. It does not benefit them in any way. Girls place "upscale" in their ad because they think that it will attract "business class" type of guys, but regardless of what is in the ad, it has potential to attract anything.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!
