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Ha, Moines made me gag like that since that onetime at boys out camp.... Nevermind.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
How about mayonnaise pie?  
   
Posted By: Jake45owens
That term really sucks. I hate cream of any sort but I love pie( not cream ). I don't even like mayonnaise. Something's wrong in my head.

Anybody ever had a provider offer to let you go full bareback and cream pie?

Then common sense took over & it was like "Hell to the No!"
Just don't feel that safe or close to any gal.
Not even in dating life...

The notion gave me the heebeegeebees.  I just settled for the BBBJ.  No more BP girls for this guy.  I should have known better but I needed a reference for another lady I wanted to see.

...find the term "cream pie" as disgusting as I do?

Also, is it just me or has there been a surge in BBFS talk on TER lately? Yuck.

That term really sucks. I hate cream of any sort but I love pie( not cream ). I don't even like mayonnaise. Something's wrong in my head.

How about mayonnaise pie?

Posted By: Jake45owens
That term really sucks. I hate cream of any sort but I love pie( not cream ). I don't even like mayonnaise. Something's wrong in my head.

Ha, Moines made me gag like that since that onetime at boys out camp.... Nevermind.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
How about mayonnaise pie?  
   
Posted By: Jake45owens
That term really sucks. I hate cream of any sort but I love pie( not cream ). I don't even like mayonnaise. Something's wrong in my head.

I would say the term is used by people purely because it is a popular porno genre, the porn industry would be the place you would want to air your complaint. :)

Alright well I'll be sure to send a telegram to the Emperor of Porn. :)

Posted By: tallslim26
I would say the term is used by people purely because it is a popular porno genre, the porn industry would be the place you would want to air your complaint. :)

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That is me.  I have reviewed all my recent telegrams and have decided to change the term from cream pie to mayonnaises.

Tell that mofo I said "get me in the biz"!!

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
...find the term "cream pie" as disgusting as I do?
Squeamishness is not something I expected out of you.

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Posted By: CincinnatiGuy
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
...find the term "cream pie" as disgusting as I do?
 Squeamishness is not something I expected out of you.
Dude...You better get to know what your future wife likes!

Dude...You better get to know what your future wife likes!
Tobi knows I was just busting her chops a little.

Besides, we'd be on Dr. Phil in under a month. :-D

Or Maury...

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Just calling it a 'STD-buffet', or 'sticky STD suds'?

On the full on BB. You'd be surprised at how many, in the top 100 that will offer that in private.

they don't offer it in public!

Posted By: OSP
You'd be surprised at how many, in the top 100 that will offer that in private.

Shit, I wish they would offer it in public so we'd know who to avoid!

Posted By: furnsam
they don't offer it in public!  
   
Posted By: OSP
You'd be surprised at how many, in the top 100 that will offer that in private.

Just caught me of guard on a second visit!
Is it a tactic to get repeat or regular business?

Posted By: jonholmesjr
Just caught me of guard on a second visit!  
 Is it a tactic to get repeat or regular business?
Uh, no. Having regulars is great, but nowhere near great enough to play Russian Roulette like that. Some people are crazy. Crazy and nasty.

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