Anybody ever had a provider offer to let you go full bareback and cream pie?

Then common sense took over & it was like "Hell to the No!"
Just don't feel that safe or close to any gal.
Not even in dating life...

The notion gave me the heebeegeebees.  I just settled for the BBBJ.  No more BP girls for this guy.  I should have known better but I needed a reference for another lady I wanted to see.

...find the term "cream pie" as disgusting as I do?

That term really sucks. I hate cream of any sort but I love pie( not cream ). I don't even like mayonnaise. Something's wrong in my head.

How about mayonnaise pie?

Just calling it a 'STD-buffet', or 'sticky STD suds'?

I would say the term is used by people purely because it is a popular porno genre, the porn industry would be the place you would want to air your complaint.

Alright well I'll be sure to send a telegram to the Emperor of Porn.

Posted By: tallslim26

I would say the term is used by people purely because it is a popular porno genre, the porn industry would be the place you would want to air your complaint.

That is me.  I have reviewed all my recent telegrams and have decided to change the term from cream pie to mayonnaises.

Ha, Moines made me gag like that since that onetime at boys out camp.... Nevermind.

Tell that mofo I said "get me in the biz"!!

On the full on BB. You'd be surprised at how many, in the top 100 that will offer that in private.

....ewwww.

they don't offer it in public!

Just caught me of guard on a second visit!
Is it a tactic to get repeat or regular business?

Shit, I wish they would offer it in public so we'd know who to avoid!