you might want to broaden the topic and make it about ALL of the providers instead of singling out just one. I like your idea, but you might get more response by including everyone.
And yes, I'm with Ally on this. This would be a super fun thread if you made it about all the gals!
Posted By: ASinfulDream
you might want to broaden the topic and make it about ALL of the providers instead of singling out just one. I like your idea, but you might get more response by including everyone.
Oh. I thought I was just dosed with 'The Ladder'. Primal urges, and all that.
So... your face really is like a bowl of silly putty? Um...sexy? Side bar: I wonder if back in the day any inventive kids tried to craft a vagina out of silly putty? I've heard of stranger attempts at building homemade sex toys, but it seems like it could have worked
Oh. I thought I was just dosed with 'The Ladder'. Primal urges, and all that.
So... your face really is like a bowl of silly putty? Um...sexy?
Side bar: I wonder if back in the day any inventive kids tried to craft a vagina out of silly putty? I've heard of stranger attempts at building homemade sex toys, but it seems like it could have worked.
Are girls ever that inventive whilst also being desperately horny?
I mean, I know that in reality a girl - any girl - can find some willing guy at any time so long as she's willing to lower her standards as much as needed. I know the mechanics of simulating sex for a straight woman are easier to work out - the world is filled with wiener-shaped objects. So maybe it isn't necessary. But guys can just use their hand, and yet it's apparently not enough. You leave a guy alone long enough and he'll eventually find some way to build something and try to fuck it. I mean, has a girl ever gone macgyver on a squirt gun, some salad tongs, and a bag of potatoes to craft a rudimentary vibrator? Are women just "gatherers". Taking things as they find them. Sitting on washing machines, and under bathtub faucets? Where's the ingenuity?
Personally, I've never even owned any toys. I just haven't felt the need to. I was just recently informed that I was conceived on a washing machine, though. That was an interesting fact I never wanted to learn.
Oooooh you know what? I'd be willing to bet that someone has posed your question on Reddit before. I'm in a procrastination mood anyway so I'll take a little gander and see.
Posted By: thegoodsh
Are girls ever that inventive whilst also being desperately horny?
I mean, I know that in reality a girl - any girl - can find some willing guy at any time so long as she's willing to lower her standards as much as needed.
I know the mechanics of simulating sex for a straight woman are easier to work out - the world is filled with wiener-shaped objects. So maybe it isn't necessary. But guys can just use their hand, and yet it's apparently not enough.
You leave a guy alone long enough and he'll eventually find some way to build something and try to fuck it.
I mean, has a girl ever gone macgyver on a squirt gun, some salad tongs, and a bag of potatoes to craft a rudimentary vibrator? Are women just "gatherers". Taking things as they find them. Sitting on washing machines, and under bathtub faucets? Where's the ingenuity?
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