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Re: blurry face
jangoroncee 41 Reviews 768 reads
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1 / 12

think celebrity(be nice everyone):I think a younger kate kapshaw(speilberg).very hot lady

ASinfulDream See my TER Reviews 514 reads
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2 / 12

you might want to broaden the topic and make it about ALL of the providers instead of singling out just one. I like your idea, but you might get more response by including everyone.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 534 reads
posted
3 / 12

And yes, I'm with Ally on this. This would be a super fun thread if you made it about all the gals!

Posted By: ASinfulDream
you might want to broaden the topic and make it about ALL of the providers instead of singling out just one. I like your idea, but you might get more response by including everyone.

Jake45owens 13 Reviews 560 reads
posted
4 / 12

She told me this is what she was going for...

https://www.google.com/search?q=blonde+punk+celebrities&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SYU3UuzEKIT64AOyh4DACg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&biw=568&bih=268&dpr=2#biv=i%7C83%3Bd%7C3-OiTZEx4V4MwM%3A
Posted By: roncee
think celebrity(be nice everyone):I think a younger kate kapshaw(speilberg).very hot lady

thegoodsh 19 Reviews 558 reads
posted
5 / 12

Ah, but we all know what you look like Ally.  

BCG is all blurry and mysterious.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 523 reads
posted
6 / 12

That's not a blur effect, that's how I really look! Had a little run-in with some acid back in '99.  

Posted By: thegoodsh
Ah, but we all know what you look like Ally.  
   
 BCG is all blurry and mysterious.

decadentxy 32 Reviews 542 reads
posted
7 / 12

... sorry, I've been reading Greek Mythology.
She could pass for Harley Quinn (Joker's side-kick).  I'd do'er.

thegoodsh 19 Reviews 491 reads
posted
8 / 12

Oh. I thought I was just dosed with 'The Ladder'.
Primal urges, and all that. ;)

So... your face really is like a bowl of silly putty? Um...sexy?

Side bar: I wonder if back in the day any inventive kids tried to craft a vagina out of silly putty? I've heard of stranger attempts at building homemade sex toys, but it seems like it could have worked

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 494 reads
posted
9 / 12

Aww come onnnn, I'm not THAT pale! ;)

Posted By: decadentxy
... sorry, I've been reading Greek Mythology.  
 She could pass for Harley Quinn (Joker's side-kick).  I'd do'er.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 492 reads
posted
10 / 12

There's no way someone hasn't done that.  

Posted By: thegoodsh
Oh. I thought I was just dosed with 'The Ladder'.  
 Primal urges, and all that. ;)  
   
 So... your face really is like a bowl of silly putty? Um...sexy?  
   
 Side bar: I wonder if back in the day any inventive kids tried to craft a vagina out of silly putty? I've heard of stranger attempts at building homemade sex toys, but it seems like it could have worked.  
 

thegoodsh 19 Reviews 572 reads
posted
11 / 12

Are girls ever that inventive whilst also being desperately horny?

I mean, I know that in reality a girl - any girl - can find some willing guy at any time so long as she's willing to lower her standards as much as needed.  

I know the mechanics of simulating sex for a straight woman are easier to work out - the world is filled with wiener-shaped objects. So maybe it isn't necessary. But guys can just use their hand, and yet it's apparently not enough.  

You leave a guy alone long enough and he'll eventually find some way to build something and try to fuck it.

I mean, has a girl ever gone macgyver on a squirt gun, some salad tongs, and a bag of potatoes to craft a rudimentary vibrator? Are women just "gatherers". Taking things as they find them. Sitting on washing machines, and under bathtub faucets? Where's the ingenuity?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 479 reads
posted
12 / 12

Personally, I've never even owned any toys. I just haven't felt the need to. I was just recently informed that I was conceived on a washing machine, though. That was an interesting fact I never wanted to learn.  

Oooooh you know what? I'd be willing to bet that someone has posed your question on Reddit before. I'm in a procrastination mood anyway so I'll take a little gander and see.  
Posted By: thegoodsh
Are girls ever that inventive whilst also being desperately horny?  
   
 I mean, I know that in reality a girl - any girl - can find some willing guy at any time so long as she's willing to lower her standards as much as needed.  
   
 I know the mechanics of simulating sex for a straight woman are easier to work out - the world is filled with wiener-shaped objects. So maybe it isn't necessary. But guys can just use their hand, and yet it's apparently not enough.  
   
 You leave a guy alone long enough and he'll eventually find some way to build something and try to fuck it.  
   
 I mean, has a girl ever gone macgyver on a squirt gun, some salad tongs, and a bag of potatoes to craft a rudimentary vibrator? Are women just "gatherers". Taking things as they find them. Sitting on washing machines, and under bathtub faucets? Where's the ingenuity?

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