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Epsilon_Eridani 1212 reads
posted
1 / 23
How does one quantify this?

I saw this in the Ohio ads forum.

"Ohio's #1 Sexy Busty Afro-Italian Masseuse"

where does she get this information from?  

how does this 'Ohio's #1' come about? where is the proof?

in my opinion, ad headlines such as this are misleading and can lead to high expectations that may not be met

Jayonem 22 Reviews 670 reads
posted
2 / 23
Just guessing

She probably Googled "Ohio Afro-Italian Masseuse", checked all of the hits to see if they were sexy and/or busty, and made her determination based on an objective, well-researched fact set.  It is hard to believe she would do anything else.

RaoulDuke15 22 Reviews 674 reads
posted
3 / 23
Re: Just guessing

lmao...brilliant!

Epsilon_Eridani 578 reads
posted
4 / 23
yea...

... rrriiiggghhhttt

whatever
Posted By: Jayonem
Re: Just guessing. She probably Googled "Ohio Afro-Italian Masseuse", checked all of the hits to see if they were sexy and/or busty, and made her determination based on an objective, well-researched fact set.  It is hard to believe she would do anything else.

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 692 reads
posted
5 / 23
74% of statistics are...

...made up on the spot.

Add this to the endless list of stupid shit found on some provider ads:

- it's me or it's free (my favorite...exactly how does one go about redeeming the free session? "Uh, yeah...so...you aren't you")
- upscale gentlmen only followed by $50 HH $100 H
- this is an offer for time and companionship...
- by contacting me you agree you are not law enforcement...
- Will make you beg for more
- New in town / new to "this"
- You've tried the rest, now try the best...

 
Ad nauseum..

zguy8 2 Reviews 500 reads
posted
6 / 23
Give 'em a break

What you say is true.

But ....

Just try writing an ad about yourself - designed to induce the ladies to pick you out of a lineup of hundreds of guys - without resorting to the trite or clichéd.

Not so easy.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 636 reads
posted
7 / 23
But 60% of the time, it works EVERY time. -e-


END OF MESSAGE

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 613 reads
posted
8 / 23
Re: Give 'em a break

Posted By: zguy8
What you say is true.  
   
 But ....  
   
 Just try writing an ad about yourself - designed to induce the ladies to pick you out of a lineup of hundreds of guys - without resorting to the trite or clichéd.  
   
 Not so easy.
Partially true.  Only a couple of the items I mentioned are really descriptive about the provider.  The rest are just silly phrases most likely from an overuse of copy/paste.

Just look at some of the tasteful and flattering ads ladies like Marilyn Maxwell, Tobi, Eva, Kate Hawn, and many others post.  They all have one thing in common...the ads have their own voice and aren't just copies of others.  

Hands down, the most creative award goes to Molly Daniels.  You can tell she puts some effort/fun into her ads.  That's sexy

Jayonem 22 Reviews 568 reads
posted
9 / 23
Re: Give 'em a break

Posted By: SecretMe11
Hands down, the most creative award goes to Molly Daniels.  You can tell she puts some effort/fun into her ads.  That's sexy!  
   
 
I think she has a ghostwriter.  She couldn't possibly be that witty, clever, and incisive.

Epsilon_Eridani 575 reads
posted
10 / 23
so... the other 40% is a total failure?

could that be due to false advertisement?  

that's something you know about, Tobi.
Posted By: Tobi Telford
Re: But 60% of the time, it works EVERY time. -e-

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 598 reads
posted
11 / 23
Good god, dude, it's a movie quote.

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
could that be due to false advertisement?  
   
 that's something you know about, Tobi.
Are you still seriously hung up on the fact that I don't show my tattoos in my photos, despite the disclaimers I have everywhere stating that it's a privacy measure? You're the only one who has a problem with it, and we will never meet anyway, so your little obsession is just creepy.
Related Link: This is what we call a pop culture reference.

Epsilon_Eridani 527 reads
posted
12 / 23
where in my post did I say...

... anything about tattoos?

my name isn't 'dude'... it's Epsilon Eridani
Posted By: Tobi Telford
 
   
Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
could that be due to false advertisement?    
     
  that's something you know about, Tobi.
   
Re: Good god, dude, it's a movie quote.  Are you still seriously hung up on the fact that I don't show my tattoos in my photos, despite the disclaimers I have everywhere stating that it's a privacy measure? You're the only one who has a problem with it, and we will never meet anyway, so your little obsession is just creepy.

zguy8 2 Reviews 599 reads
posted
13 / 23
Ya know Eppie

I felt really bad for you when Paris ripped into you a few years ago.

She said you were obsessive and controlling.

I thought her comments were out of line and over the top - and I decided that she was someone I didn't want to see.

But the way you obsessively tear into just about every one of Tobi's posts - makes me wonder what the hell she ever did to you.

And makes me think that maybe Paris was right all along.

osumi427 4 Reviews 507 reads
posted
14 / 23
Re: where in my post did I say...

Well your name isn't dude but it sure isnt Epison Eridante either...  that is an alias so if you're gonna play these cowardly game then you need to take what's dished your way ,  you're awful damn good at bothering others...  

Although; It is nice to see that you're a bit honest ...  you agree with Tobi that you are creepy by not denying it.  

I've never tried to meet her... why? bc all over all of her ads she says she is heavily tatoo'ed, and it is a distraction for me...   she makes it clear everywhere, so why don't you move on, it's getting tedious as well as creepy.

Epsilon_Eridani 561 reads
posted
15 / 23
who in the hell is paris?

never met anyone by that name.  

sure I've been to the city, Paris, France.
Posted By: zguy8
Re: Ya know Eppie. I felt really bad for you when Paris ripped into you a few years ago.  
   
 She said you were obsessive and controlling.  
   
 I thought her comments were out of line and over the top - and I decided that she was someone I didn't want to see.  
   
 But the way you obsessively tear into just about every one of Tobi's posts - makes me wonder what the hell she ever did to you.  
   
 And makes me think that maybe Paris was right all along.

Epsilon_Eridani 510 reads
posted
16 / 23
again, I ask you...

... where in my posts in this thread did I mention anything about tattoos?

if you want to believe everything that Tobi says about me, then, I can tell that you're thinking with the wrong head.
 
Posted By: osumi427
Re: where in my post did I say... Well your name isn't dude but it sure isnt Epison Eridante either...  that is an alias so if you're gonna play these cowardly game then you need to take what's dished your way ,  you're awful damn good at bothering others...  
   
 Although; It is nice to see that you're a bit honest ...  you agree with Tobi that you are creepy by not denying it.    
   
 I've never tried to meet her... why? bc all over all of her ads she says she is heavily tatoo'ed, and it is a distraction for me...   she makes it clear everywhere, so why don't you move on, it's getting tedious as well as creepy.

parthree 63 Reviews 449 reads
posted
17 / 23
Re: Ya know Eppie

Not to hijack the thread but it's too bad Paris retired.  Lovely lady. And, yes, Eppie, you know who we are talking about

osumi427 4 Reviews 625 reads
posted
18 / 23
Re: again, I ask you...

So you are slow as well as obtuse and dishonest...  

I JUST said that I have never attempted to meet BCG because she has tat's, as it is distracting to me...  which shows I am using the cranio-head...  

We all aren't slow and we all notice how you rip into anything she posts, INCLUDING a prior post ripping on the tatoos, so don't go playing like you have never gone there...

I've never heard one word from Tobi on this...  all I am going on is what YOU are saying...  and it's plenty petty and misogynistic    
Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
... where in my posts in this thread did I mention anything about tattoos?  
   
 if you want to believe everything that Tobi says about me, then, I can tell that you're thinking with the wrong head.  
   
   
Posted By: osumi427
Re: where in my post did I say... Well your name isn't dude but it sure isnt Epison Eridante either...  that is an alias so if you're gonna play these cowardly game then you need to take what's dished your way ,  you're awful damn good at bothering others...    
     
  Although; It is nice to see that you're a bit honest ...  you agree with Tobi that you are creepy by not denying it.    
     
  I've never tried to meet her... why? bc all over all of her ads she says she is heavily tatoo'ed, and it is a distraction for me...   she makes it clear everywhere, so why don't you move on, it's getting tedious as well as creepy.

zguy8 2 Reviews 550 reads
posted
19 / 23
Paris?

You know damn well what I'm talking about.  

And so does everyone else who has followed this board for a while. That exchange was not easily forgotten. And your trail of aliases since has not been that hard to follow.

Sometimes you make sense. And., like I said, I felt bad for you then.

Just lay off Tobi will you? You're coming across again as a creepy fool.

Sometimes, only a friend will  tell you.

Jayonem 22 Reviews 573 reads
posted
20 / 23
Re: Paris?

Posted By: zguy8
You're a creepy fool.
Fixed your post.

zguy8 2 Reviews 511 reads
posted
21 / 23
Thanks - Sometimes good editors can be invaluable!


END OF MESSAGE

Epsilon_Eridani 821 reads
posted
22 / 23
you are not making any sense...

... and you still haven't told anyone who this Paris person is. I have never met anyone by that name.  

therefore, I do NOT know who / what in the hell you are talking about.

it's you that keeps on bringing it up. it's you that's is being creepy.
 
Posted By: zguy8
You know damn well what I'm talking about.  
   
 And so does everyone else who has followed this board for a while. That exchange was not easily forgotten. And your trail of aliases since has not been that hard to follow.  
   
 Sometimes you make sense. And., like I said, I felt bad for you then.  
   
 Just lay off Tobi will you? You're coming across again as a creepy fool.  
   
 Sometimes, only a friend will  tell you.

Epsilon_Eridani 484 reads
posted
23 / 23
no, I don't...

... who Paris is. I have never met anyone by that name.

everyone else seems to know who it is... wonderful... that's great for you... obviously, you folks are in la-la land.
 
Posted By: parthree
Re: Ya know Eppie. Not to hijack the thread but it's too bad Paris retired.  Lovely lady. And, yes, Eppie, you know who we are talking about

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