I remember seeing one a year ago talking about how classy she was, how you could take her to a business dinner and she would charm your boss, yada yada yada.
Her picture was her with her legs spread wide, licking her own nipple with a rock and roll hand gesture.
What's the craziest/funniest provider ad you've ever seen? I just viewed one where the girl is squating with her feet on the toilet seat. Now that's some sexy shit right there lol
This picture isn't an ad but, it sure fits the bill.
I remember seeing one a year ago talking about how classy she was, how you could take her to a business dinner and she would charm your boss, yada yada yada.
Her picture was her with her legs spread wide, licking her own nipple with a rock and roll hand gesture.
Hey Guys My name is ****** and I'm available NOW!! Rome's capitol is on the menu today! Call me now at *******. ... I'm an absolute Gentleman's Choice; sexy, easygoing, articulate, intelligent, and undoubtedly sweet! .
Hey Guys My name is ****** and I'm available NOW!! Rome's capitol is on the menu today! Call me now at *******. ... I'm an absolute Gentleman's Choice; sexy, easygoing, articulate, intelligent, and undoubtedly sweet! .
I'm a little slow, but does she think Greece is the capitol of Rome?
Hey Guys My name is ****** and I'm available NOW!! Rome's capitol is on the menu today! Call me now at *******. ... I'm an absolute Gentleman's Choice; sexy, easygoing, articulate, intelligent, and undoubtedly sweet! .
I've seen an add recently that said: "Geek and fetish friendly". I assume it was a typo, but perhaps not. There was another one that referred to herself as a "bubble butt stallion".
Finally, while HE isn't a provider, he IS looking for a lady to move in with him. Any of you girls looking to be a "winner's princess"?
I like the requirement for a fully nude photo. I say "I like", as in, I find very amusing, since it seems like the whole ad is really just a way to gather amateur porn photos for his right hand collection.
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