You read that right. I am retiring my johnson......It seems the tv show ...oddities. ...wants it when I kick the bucket.
I will allow it to be used one last time by each provider I have seen. I will be charging by the inch. 30 dollars for the first inch....20 per inch after that up to the posted 13 inch limit. Providers who want the full effects must sign my  damage waiver. Any provider who can hide all of it in her
warm throat will receive a discount.

Don't know if your retirement tour will get many takers, but good luck nonetheless.

Deez may or may not be drunk.

Okay this made my day...At least you can make me laugh

Good luck with your tour

Deez, I have reported your post to the admin.  This really belongs on the Ohio ad board. :P