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Epsilon_Eridani 1451 reads
posted
1 / 33
Another misleading ad...

... in the Ohio Ad forum...

The ad states this: "Cincinnati's #1 courtesan"
 
where's the evidence for this?
 
just because she is on TER doesn't quantify her to be "Cincinnati's #1 courtesan".  
 
how does this 'Cincinnati's #1 courtesan' come about? where is the proof?
 
where did she get her evidence from? from the Cincinnati Enquirer?
 
I know of 2 ladies in the Cincinnati area that could lay claim to this "#1 courtesan".  

this ad's implication that those ladies (and others not mentioned in here) aren't worth considering if people read that ad based on false claims.  
 
in my opinion, ad headlines such as this are misleading and can lead to high unrealistic expectations.

doinchurchwork 731 reads
posted
2 / 33
So

You do know what everyone's thinking right?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMC0ix8IW54

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 809 reads
posted
3 / 33
Go to the search function, and sort by "rating" under Cincinnati. Duh.

In any event...

Epsilon_Eridani 770 reads
posted
4 / 33
that search does not state that you are...

"Cincinnati's #1 courtesan".  

(my definition of a courtesan being "#1" is that they have an average score of 10/10)

when one does a search for a 10/10 for Cincinnati, this is what they will get:  "No records were found."

you are defining yourself as being number one in your own mind, not to anyone else.

your implication that others are not worthy of being considered a top rated courtesan is a slap to the face of other courtesans in the Cincinnati area.
Posted By: Tobi Telford
Go to the search function, and sort by "rating" under Cincinnati. Duh. In any event...

Panthera12 712 reads
posted
5 / 33
Your definition is seriously flawed

Having a 10 average is NOT a requirement. In fact, there is only one single provider in the top 100 ratings nationwide with the 10. A single 9 review will drop her below the 10 and there will be no #1 under your failed logic.

She was being accurate by calling herself the #1 rated provider in Cincinnati. If you can find a Cincinnati  provider with a higher rating then her 9.4, then go ahead and dethrone her.

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 689 reads
posted
6 / 33
Epsilon I hope your surgery is.............

successful and the doctors can remove that huge chip from your shoulders.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 674 reads
posted
7 / 33
Thanks, kitten. Homeboy is really quite the nuisance. -e-

Posted By: Panthera12
Having a 10 average is NOT a requirement. In fact, there is only one single provider in the top 100 ratings nationwide with the 10. A single 9 review will drop her below the 10 and there will be no #1 under your failed logic.  
   
 She was being accurate by calling herself the #1 rated provider in Cincinnati. If you can find a Cincinnati  provider with a higher rating then her 9.4, then go ahead and dethrone her.  

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 830 reads
posted
8 / 33
Re: that search does not state that you are...

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
"Cincinnati's #1 courtesan".  
   
 (my definition of a courtesan being "#1" is that they have an average score of 10/10)

Jayonem 22 Reviews 541 reads
posted
9 / 33
Re: Go to the search function, and sort by "rating" under Cincinnati. Duh.

Posted By: Tobi Telford
In any event...
Logic and rational thought are obviously not his strong suit.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 1108 reads
posted
10 / 33
I literally laughed very out loud. -e-


END OF MESSAGE

Epsilon_Eridani 691 reads
posted
11 / 33
it's not flawed, because the reviews are...

... subjective in nature. reviewers love to embellish the sessions, lie about what really happened, make up shit so that the provider doesn't out them. I don't care if it's Tobi or Olivia from LA... it happens and us hobbyists have to take reviews with a grain of salt and do the proper homework if they want to meet that provider. I can make the claim that ALL of my reviews are factual with no bullshit. how would YOU be able to verify those reviews that I did? or vice versa? how do I verify YOUR reviews?

you said it yourself... "only one provider with a 10/10. A single 9 will drop her below a 10 and there won't be a #1". That applies to Tobi and just about every lady that has had reviews. Tonguetwister (Sara) has a 9.3 average rating, does that mean that the next 7 rating that Tobi gets, Sara will became 'Cincinnati's #1' courtesan? Does Sara boast that in her ads? Nope. Sara continues to do her best and let her work speak for itself.

when anyone or any business that lays claim to being #1 in something... they better have proof and back it up. It's not on Tobi, it's on any lady that makes that claim. Read the Ohio thread 'How does quantify this?' on November 9th. It's the same topic, but on a different lady who is making a claim that is false.
 
Posted By: Panthera12
Re: Your definition is seriously flawed. Having a 10 average is NOT a requirement. In fact, there is only one single provider in the top 100 ratings nationwide with the 10. A single 9 review will drop her below the 10 and there will be no #1 under your failed logic.  
   
 She was being accurate by calling herself the #1 rated provider in Cincinnati. If you can find a Cincinnati  provider with a higher rating then her 9.4, then go ahead and dethrone her.  

Panthera12 709 reads
posted
12 / 33
All the hogwash aside, can you answer my question?

Is there a Cincinnati provider who is higher rated on TER then Tobi? How about a one word answer? Yes or no.

Epsilon_Eridani 801 reads
posted
13 / 33
it's a TIE!

... do the research yourself, doofus!

I've already mentioned the name, too!  

if you really want to dicker with a .1 difference in the rating average... you don't have a life.

in my book, Sara is the best due to her number of reviews... which is almost double the next one. I wonder who is the 'next one'?
Posted By: Panthera12
Re: All the hogwash aside, can you answer my question? Is there a Cincinnati provider who is higher rated on TER then Tobi? How about a one word answer? Yes or no.  

MasterZen 34 Reviews 1652 reads
posted
14 / 33
Stalk much?...

Dipshit.

Panthera12 702 reads
posted
15 / 33
Re: it's a TIE!

It is not a tie. 9.3 vs 9.4 does not constitute a tie. You really are challenged in simple math. I rest my case.

cocktail-party 773 reads
posted
16 / 33
Tobi, will you please book a session with this guy so that we can all beat the shit out of him?

Oops, lest I be accused of being threatening or condoning violence, I meant that figuratively. Or, maybe an atomic wedgie will do!

eurotool 7 Reviews 749 reads
posted
17 / 33
Do you get pissed

That every car maker claims to have the number 1 pickup truck ?

Alexandra Kole See my TER Reviews 752 reads
posted
18 / 33
Damn, I guess that makes me Cincinnati's #2!

Looks like me and Sara are tied for #2.  Poo poo : (

Sara and Tobi are both smoking hot and AMAZING at what they do!  I'd like to think I'm pretty good too ; ) None of us are losing dates over ad wording to the other one.  It's a matter of a gent's personal choice, and more times than not, we are all three sharing many of the same gents!

UglyDuck69 3 Reviews 1087 reads
posted
19 / 33
Tobi is so hot I would......

Sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of a taxi cab she rode in.

613spades 5 Reviews 705 reads
posted
20 / 33
Hmmm, I should have given her a 9...

min in performance instead of an 8, I guess being it was her first review and appointment I didnt want it to read like a complete shill.  
       

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
... do the research yourself, doofus!  
   
 I've already mentioned the name, too!  
   
 if you really want to dicker with a .1 difference in the rating average... you don't have a life.  
   
 in my book, Sara is the best due to her number of reviews... which is almost double the next one. I wonder who is the 'next one'?  
   
Posted By: Panthera12
Re: All the hogwash aside, can you answer my question? Is there a Cincinnati provider who is higher rated on TER then Tobi? How about a one word answer? Yes or no.  

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 719 reads
posted
21 / 33
Re: Tobi is so hot I would......

Tobi, I expect to see this in your next ad.

 
"Cincinnati's #1 courtesan, first runner-up for Ms. TER October!  So hot, you'll sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the taxi in which I arrive"
 
Posted By: UglyDuck69
Sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of a taxi cab she rode in.

Senator.Blutarsky 530 reads
posted
22 / 33
Hey Alex... when are you coming back to St. Louis?

You'd be #1 here in a heartbeat...

Nick-Danger 47 Reviews 642 reads
posted
23 / 33
Re: Tobi is so hot I would......

Now that's what I'd call Marketing!

Posted By: SecretMe11
Tobi, I expect to see this in your next ad.  
   
   
 "Cincinnati's #1 courtesan, first runner-up for Ms. TER October!  So hot, you'll sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the taxi in which I arrive"  
   
   
Posted By: UglyDuck69
Sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of a taxi cab she rode in.

UglyDuck69 3 Reviews 614 reads
posted
24 / 33
Re: Tobi is so hot I would......

LOL!  
The lovely Ms Tobi is definitely on my bucket list next time I hit the Cinci area.
Stay warm!!

Posted By: Nick-Danger
Now that's what I'd call Marketing!  
   
Posted By: SecretMe11
Tobi, I expect to see this in your next ad.  
     
     
  "Cincinnati's #1 courtesan, first runner-up for Ms. TER October!  So hot, you'll sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the taxi in which I arrive"  
     
     
Posted By: UglyDuck69
Sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of a taxi cab she rode in.

Alexandra Kole See my TER Reviews 589 reads
posted
25 / 33
Re: Hey Alex... when are you coming back to St. Louis?

Awww-thanks! Hope to get to St. Louis soon ; )))

Epsilon_Eridani 557 reads
posted
26 / 33
no, do you?

you seem to like being the cyberbully in these forums. good job of making a name of yourself.

Posted By: MasterZen
Re: Stalk much?... Dipshit.

Epsilon_Eridani 588 reads
posted
27 / 33
why are you talking about vehicles?

when the original topic was about courtesans?

Posted By: eurotool
Re: Do you get pissed. That every car maker claims to have the number 1 pickup truck ?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 785 reads
posted
28 / 33
I like it.

Problem is, our resident creeper will just start in with some shit like "what if she doesn't arrive in a taxi? False advertising wahhhhhhh!!!"

dontknowanymore 4 Reviews 689 reads
posted
29 / 33
Only one thing to say to that...


END OF MESSAGE

MasterZen 34 Reviews 490 reads
posted
30 / 33
Ya' got me! I am such a board-bully and stalker...

in psychology, it's called "projection":

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.

Freud considered that in projection thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one's own are dealt with by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else.[10] What the ego repudiates is split off and placed in another.[11

zguy8 2 Reviews 772 reads
posted
31 / 33
Every So Often

The absurdity on this board passes into the truly sublime.

It can sneak up on you when you least expect it.

Even at the end of a notorious troll's post.
Posted By: SecretMe11
Tobi, I expect to see this in your next ad.  
   
   
 "Cincinnati's #1 courtesan, first runner-up for Ms. TER October!  So hot, you'll sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the taxi in which I arrive"  
   
   
Posted By: UglyDuck69
Sniff the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of a taxi cab she rode in.

Epsilon_Eridani 665 reads
posted
32 / 33
so... what you are saying is...

... that you are admitting that you are projecting rudeness towards me and others because you're a rude person to begin with?

Ok... if you say so. If you want to try to make yourself look smart by quoting psychobabble... be my guess. I couldn't care less.
 
Posted By: MasterZen
Re: Ya' got me! I am such a board-bully and stalker... in psychology, it's called "projection":  
   
 Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.  
   
 Freud considered that in projection thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one's own are dealt with by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else.[10] What the ego repudiates is split off and placed in another.[11]  
   
 

Ricksterm 519 reads
posted
33 / 33
Well said!

This pleasant (and refreshingly honest) post makes we want to visit Miss Kole in Cinci!!!

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