I have a few.

1.  On my birthday a couple of years ago, I was meeting with a provider.  I was getting ready at my place a few minutes from her hotel and I ended up cutting my lip while shaving.  By the time I got to see her, it was still bleeding pretty bad.  It took a little while but during that time we got to talk and have a glass of wine and she became one of my ATFs.

2. Went to see a provider at her hotel.  She gave me the room number (say room 128).  I go one way, it's room 127 and under.  The other way is room 129 and above.  No room 128.  I call and confirm room number, She says she's in the doorway with the door open and doesn't see me.  Turns out I was in the wrong hotel about 1/4 mile down the street.

3. Visiting 2 providers in NJ (Meadowlands) for my first 3 some.  I had taken the train over from NYC.  Provider tells me to take the hotel shuttle from the train station.  She meant the main hub, not the actual Meadowlands station.  On the train to the Meadowlands, I am the only person not going to the concert (Electric Daisy Carnival), which is a bunch of techno music and people tripping their balls off.  Get to the train station and it's pouring harder than I ever remember.  I'm trying to figure out where the hotel shuttle is and end up taking a cab.  Get in the cab and the guy puts in the hotel name in GPS.  The hotel had recently changed names, so it didn't register.  He takes me to another one of the same name about 15 minutes away.  I get the room number and head up.  Knock on the door and some old dude answers.  I said sorry, and left.  Called the girls and they've been waiting.  Find out that I went to the wrong hotel and end up getting another cab to the right hotel.  End up getting to the right hotel about 45 minutes late, but the girls were totally cool about it.  I was soaking wet and cold, so when I was showering, one of them took my clothes to the hotel laundry room and put it in the dryer for me.  Ended up having a great time.

1) A solo date that became a threesome.   Much to My Lady Friend's embarrassment, I realized that Aunt Flo had joined us when we in Doggy.  After much apologizing and a clean-up, we moved from the bedroom to the living room and she finished me orally.  Unfortunate, yes, and very embarrassing for her.  I didn't mention it in my review, no did I score her lower because of it.  Life happens....

2). A touring Lady gave me the wrong room number.  Fortunately, her room was right across from the elevators, and she was looking out the peephole, as I got off the elevator and started down the hallway in search of the wrong room.  I heard a door open behind me, and I looked back and recognized her.  Since it was early morning, there wouldn't be much activity in the hallway and she figured I was her date.  Thankfully I didn't knock on the wrong door....

3). Another touring Lady gave me her room number, but after an extensive search on the whole floor, I could not find her room.  She had told me 348.  When I told her I could not find her room, she realized her error, as she was in room 438.  On the wrong floor too!  Thankfully I didn't disturb anyone this early morning either!

My most common 1s

1- I fall off the bed a lot lol
2- my partners at times fall off and drag me with them 😂
And 3- I went 2 change into a requested lingerie and I came strolling out all sexy like and I slipped and fell right onto my ass 🤣🤣🤣 omg was that hilarious!!!

One of my fears is I’ll give the wrong hotel rm # 😅

A guy contacted me  and offered me an outrageous amount for 4H. It scared me because last time someone offered an outrageous amount and I fell for it, I was arrested in a sting lmao (2 years ago). So I'm like, I'll just screen him.. I ask for ID and he sends it. So easily, he sent it. So im like, OK something still doesn't feel right. As providers we're always told to go with our gut feeling right!??? SO, I'm mentally talking to myself like "Girl you're tripping, he's legitimate, the ID isn't fake.'' I get the guys address to go meet him and I'm a nervous wreck lol.

 I bypass his hotel and see cops waiting nearby so I'm like "I knew it!" At the same time I'm still mentally talking to myself like "Girl, you're crazy, just go, he's ok." So, I have him walk out the hotel to meet me across the street at a food place... I drive by and see him in a hat which made me more nervous because when I got arrested, the undercover cop had a hat on (crazy, I know). I drive past him like 3x lol then I finally am like "fuck it", park and meet him.  

LONG STORY SHORT. He wasn't a cop lol. This happened may of this year. He contacted me again 2 weeks ago to meet  and the first thing he said was "Do I have to go through that craziness again?" We both laughed and I sincerely apologized. But he completely understood. lol He's one of my faves now and we keep in contact often via snapchat.