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This may initially sound like a newb question...and it probably is.  But...rather than posting on that board...I'd like to get the "Ohio" perspective.

In the past, I've both "manscaped" my nether regions for a session and gone natural.  I've only had one provider ever comment on it (when scaped)...and she was positive.  My version of grooming is just a close crop...not bare.  

Personally, I like the feel better when closely cropped...but I've never gone completely smooth (ie, waxed).  I happened across a thread on another site on the topic and out of curiosity, looked into male grooming in CBUS.  There are a couple joints that do full on front/back brazillians on men (as well as waxing the rest of the body).

Ladies, clearly fighting through "the jungle" is not ideal.  Outside of that...do you prefer short, smooth, or some other style in your man?  

Gents, what's been your experience?  Has anyone ever tried a brazillian

groom. At least a little. Every lady I've ever seen has appreciated the fact that I was well groomed. Clean below and trimmed above. As for the brazilian? FUCK THAT!! Nobody is RIPPING anything from that area. I don't care how professional they claim to be. NOT HAPPENING!!

Good grooming is always nice and much appreciated

...I am assuming grooming is appreciated :)

 
So, what style of grooming do you prefer?  Is a completely smooth/bare dude to your liking?  Or, do you like a close cut crop(a little fuzz)

I prefer it to be bare, but as long as I am not getting loose hair in my mouth I am all good...

Am I the only one who doesn't mind when a man looks like a man down there? I mean, I don't want to floss with your pubes or anything, but I really don't mind some fuzz.  

I'll tell you what I can't stand: 5 o'clock shadow pubes. I have very temperamental skin down there so if there's sandpaper crotch creating friction against my freshly-shaved zone, it fucking hurts. Badly. Long story short, a close crop is just fine. Just make sure that when you run your hand over it that it doesn't feel like a pissed-off hedgehog.  

I'm really not a big fan of the completely bare look. I think it makes your junk look like a sad elephant.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Am I the only one who doesn't mind when a man looks like a man down there? I mean, I don't want to floss with your pubes or anything, but I really don't mind some fuzz.  
   
 I'll tell you what I can't stand: 5 o'clock shadow pubes. I have very temperamental skin down there so if there's sandpaper crotch creating friction against my freshly-shaved zone, it fucking hurts. Badly. Long story short, a close crop is just fine. Just make sure that when you run your hand over it that it doesn't feel like a pissed-off hedgehog.  
   
 I'm really not a big fan of the completely bare look. I think it makes your junk look like a sad elephant.
I usually do it (VERY carefully!) two or three days before I know I'm seeing a lady.

Ever had razor burn on the ol' hose?  Not fun, I assure you.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Tobi has never had razor burn on her "ol' hose".  :)

Damn, CG!  This place isn't the same without your pseudo-funny-awkward-posts....

But I will agree...burn on the worm does not sound fun.

Posted By: SecretMe11
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Tobi has never had razor burn on her "ol' hose".  :)  
   
 Damn, CG!  This place isn't the same without your pseudo-funny-awkward-posts....  
   
 But I will agree...burn on the worm does not sound fun.
I was being semi-facetious. :-D

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But I do get razor burn on the ol' garden all the time.  

And I concur, good to see CG back. I'm looking forward to seeing some long overdue Ally worship and awkwardness.  

Posted By: SecretMe11
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Tobi has never had razor burn on her "ol' hose".  :)  
   
 Damn, CG!  This place isn't the same without your pseudo-funny-awkward-posts....  
   
 But I will agree...burn on the worm does not sound fun.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
And I concur, good to see CG back. I'm looking forward to seeing some long overdue Ally worship and awkwardness.
I actually hate this place.

No offense, TER.  I don't care for life in general at the moment to be real honest.

I hope you ladies appreciate what us guys go through for you!

Manscaping, trepidation about walking into a sting, traffic, etc.

Posted By: ASinfulDream
I have missed you :)
Missed you, too. :-)

Like I said in the email, financial and physical issues. :-(  Better now though.

Soon hopefully. :-)

I fucking love that you include traffic

Posted By: SecretMe11
I fucking love that you include traffic.  
Not everyone has the luxury of living near a major city.

It's all about perspective I guess.

Even during my most active days (sexually speaking)...I would drive through NYC, Chicago, Atlanta, and LA traffic combined for the next great experience.  And I hate traffic.  Just not as much as I love women

I'd much rather go through the five minutes of manscaping than the two hours of beautifying (including but not limited to: shaving pretty much everything except our heads and eyebrows, tweezing, doing our finger and toenails, gluing stuff to our eyes, strapping ourselves into lingerie, straightening our hair, etc.).  

Posted By: CincinnatiGuy
I hope you ladies appreciate what us guys go through for you!  
   
 Manscaping, trepidation about walking into a sting, traffic, etc.

Do real men give a damn about all that shit?  

I mean, I know mincing, simple-minded little boys get all excited about plastic barbie dolls. But I'd much rather fuck a real woman any day of the week.

I think it's pretty pathetic when a guy needs the "fantasy" to find a girl attractive or get excited about sex. And I think it's ridiculous that women need to go so far away from reality to feel good about themselves or feel sexy.

Can I get a discount when I don't need a girl to waste 2 hours of her life hiding behind all that bullshit?

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
I'd much rather go through the five minutes of manscaping than the two hours of beautifying (including but not limited to: shaving pretty much everything except our heads and eyebrows, tweezing, doing our finger and toenails, gluing stuff to our eyes, strapping ourselves into lingerie, straightening our hair, etc.).  
   
Posted By: CincinnatiGuy
I hope you ladies appreciate what us guys go through for you!  
     
  Manscaping, trepidation about walking into a sting, traffic, etc.

Posted By: thegoodsh
Can I get a discount when I don't need a girl to waste 2 hours of her life hiding behind all that bullshit?

......for the rest a close crop is fine though really less hair the better :).

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