You read that right. I am retiring my johnson......It seems the tv show ...oddities. ...wants it when I kick the bucket. I will allow it to be used one last time by each provider I have seen. I will be charging by the inch. 30 dollars for the first inch....20 per inch after that up to the posted 13 inch limit. Providers who want the full effects must sign my damage waiver. Any provider who can hide all of it in her warm throat will receive a discount.
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