1) They said two or more required in the carpool lane.
2) What was that Lassie?  Spike is stuck in a hole!?!?!  We have to help him!!!
3) Rush hour traffic is moving so well tonight there's almost no sex on the 409.
4) Just helping my old lady cross the street.  Nothing to see here!
5) Everywhere I went there were reminders that everyone was having more sex than me....
6) The new speeding deterrents are producing mixed results.  Specifically, a retriever-terrier mix.
7) That was the last time I saw my dog, Trixie.  She had turned to a life of street walking.  
8) Does your sex life lack excitement?  Have you lost the thrill of adventure in the bedroom?  
9) The new BMW performed well in every road test it faced including the congested traffic agility assessment.
10) Is that a golden retriever fucking a terrier?!?!?

-- Modified on 7/3/2013 2:07:31 AM

No kiss????

A young indian boy sat contemplating how his people were named so he says, "Father, how did we all get names like Running Deer, Ten Bears, Red Sky and such?" As the boy sat intensely listening his father replied, "As soon as the child is born, the father names the child after the first thing he sees that inspires him and that's how it's done. So, what makes you ask such strange questions Two Dogs Fucking?"