How do I um post myself on this site? or is it only links to personal websites? I don't have one. My Clients want to review mehere and I awant to set this up for myself

Them's the rules that you need to follow!

OR a listing on an escort mall like Eros, Cityvibe, etc.

And reviews won't be accepted unless you have a
valid link.  You could always go into TER chat
and inquire about someone doing you a reasonably
priced website.