0.5$ -- $50
$ -- $100
$$ -- $200
$$$ -- $300 etc, etc. 420 Friendly -- a provider that will smoke marijuana with you (see the Urban Dictionary - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420) A-Level -- Common in Britain, anal sex.
Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers.
Amazon -- A large woman.
AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor.
Anal -- Anal intercourse - penetration of anus with penis
Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP -- Adult Service Provider.
ATF -- All Time Favorite.
ATM -- Ass to Mouth.
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide. B&D -- Bondage and Discipline.
B&S -- Bait & switch.
Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another.
Bareback -- Without a condom.
BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBBJNSNQTC -- Bareback Blow Job No Spit No Quit To Completion
BBFS -- Bareback Full Service.
BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD -- Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE -- Boyfriend Experience.
BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.
Blackhole -- Anus.
BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill -- Viagra.
Blue Steel -- Viagra.
Brown Eye -- Anus.
Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.
BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit.
BTW - boardspeak for "by the way" Canine -- Doggy style.
Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run.
CBJ -- Covered Blow Job.
CBT -- Cock and Ball torture.
CD -- Cross-dresser.
CFS -- Covered Full Service.
CG -- Cowgirl.
CIM -- Cum in mouth.
CL -- Craig's List. The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise.
Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist.
COB -- Cum On Body
COF -- Cum on face (see facial) Be careful performing or receiving this as it can lead to the painful CIE (Cum in Eyes) and the sticky CIH (Cum in Hair)
Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.
Completion -- Orgasm.
Cover -- A condom.
Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top.
Crushing-- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels.
Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms. DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY-- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE -- Doesn't do extras.
DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat-- BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK -- Deep French Kissing.
Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.
Doubles -- threesome with two providers.
DP -- Double Penetration.
DT -- Deep throat. ED -- Erectile Disfunction.
Ellie -- LE.
English -- Segment of bondage and discipline; including spankings/whippings.
EOM -- End of Message.
EOP Equal Opportunity Provider - a provider who does not discriminate on age, race, color or background of clients. Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage.
Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.
FIV -- Finger In Vagina. Digital Stimulations.
FJ -- Foot Job.
Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century.
French -- Oral sex.
FS -- Full Service; intercourse. GFE -- Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner.
Greek -- Anal sex.
GS -- Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you). Half and half -- BJ followed by FS.
HE -- Happy Ending.
HJ -- Hand Job.
HM -- High mileage.
HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again).
Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR -- Hand Release. Incall -- You go to her place.
Interpreter -- Condom.
ISO -- In Search Of.
Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks. Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes. K9 -- Canine, or doggy style.
Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana. Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE -- Law Enforcement.
LEO -- Law Enforcement Officer.
LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill -- Viagra
LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL -- Laughing Out Loud.
Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
LTR -- Long Term Relationship. A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity. Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello.
Maid -- In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule.
Mediterranean -- Anal sex.
Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.
MG -- Massage Girl.
MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish -- Missionary position.
Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse.
MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.
MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions.
MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session. (continued...)
