You had me on the floor laughing, and I almost spit out my coffee... lol

Hey, are you going to add this to the Chicago Board.  Better yet, I will and give you the credit you deserve!!!

*wink*

I have one too.  I'm sure there are brown ones for men, but that doesn't help..  I saw this post on the general board and I posted a reply there too, but I've turned down a client because I've heard of this problem from more than one of his reference provider.