This is directed at the experienced guys who like to help newbies, like myself.  I think we might be a bit too harsh on the new guys sometimes.  Yes, they may do and think foolish things, but didn't we all at one time?

My first outcall visit was with a ROB.  She told me her agency doesn't provide sex, but if I paid her extra, I could contact her later, if I paid up now.  I didn't have cash on hand, no problem, she and her driver were willing to accept anything of value I offered (camara, handheld TV, breakfest counter chair,etc) OKAY, I said I was stupid!!!  Of course the number she gave for future satisfaction didn't work.

This was many years before TER.  Maybe some of our stories can help the new guys to appreciate what they have at their disposal.

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If you check out my recent post on the general discussion board, have not yet gone thru with it yet, but ready to pull the trigger if someone isn't able to talk me out of (turning my super hot strictly incall AMP spinner into an outcall/date). Major concern mgmt. might be a tad bit unhappy if found out.

Many years ago was getting Oral in public park.Was not supposed to park there after dark,but was drunk & horny.Cops pulled up to see what was going on.The woman was drunk and had a little dog with her.While I was trying to explain,the dog took off and she started chasing it,falling occasionally.When the Cops stopped laughing they just said to get the f*** out of the park.

A few years ago I had a very intense hot 3 hour sessions with a provider. It was hot she forgot the money. I opened up the hotel window and yelled for her to come back for the money. Looking back on it I should have just called her cell phone.

Luckly, no one answered....I eventually called her ,and she stated she just had moved 2 a new room. I still get a chuckle when it comes to mind!

After several positions my favorite provider pulled the condom off to blow me and the condom fell, unbeknownst to me, on the floor on my side of the bed. When I got out of bed, I put my socks on and apparently stepped on the condom, then put my shoes on with the condom stuck to my sock. I went home and kicked my shoes off under the living room coffee table. The condom fell off and of course I didn't see it, but my wife did later on. Let me tell you, that was not an easy one to talk myself out of.

My first time with a provider was years before I discovered TER.  I called an agency from the ads in the back of one of those "entertainment" papers, and selected a girl based on her description (red hair and 38DD, specifically).  A couple of hours later a blondish/redhead with the DD's showed up.  She looked rather rough, tattoos and all.  Not knowing what to do, I let her in.  She was nervous that I was a cop (at that time I looked the part, buzz cut and all) and I was nervous that this was going to be a "massage only" session with lots of attempted upsells.  I let her massage me for 30 minutes or so (she was in her bra and thong and she wasn't very good at the massage), I then got up the courage to ask to massage her.  I gave her a pretty good massage (20 mins or so), and she was moaning (obviously fake) at how good it felt.  As time was running short, I decided to make "my move" by asking if I could unhook her bra, so as to give a better massage.  It was probably around this time that she confidently assured herself that I was no cop, but rather a bumbling moron.  She let me unhook her bra, got me out my boxers and gave a pretty quick CBJ and then a few minutes of doggie to completion as our hour was up.  So actually things ended up nicely.  But I was so unsure that FS was the norm, that I tipped her enormously (forget how much but it was A LOT).  Soon afterwards, I discovered that this was one agency where the half-hour rate is a better deal than the full-hour, and the girls probably took to the streets to drum up business when the phones weren't ringing.  So my timidity about whether or not I was going to "get some" seems rather hilarious now.

I was with a provider one night and had a two room suite. Well when the session was over she took a shower and redid her make up and I fell asleep. The next morning I realizd I left $1500 in cash, a 9mm Glock,(I have a permit) and my Rolex in a small duffle next to the sink It was open and she saw it all. She could have robbed me and shot me with my own pistol. Iwas lucky that she was an honest lady and yes alcohol was involved.

This was just the type of story I was hoping for!!!  And I an happy you came out of it unscathed!!!

To the newbies:
there is the perception that all the ladies are interested in is takeing our wealth, health, freedom, and in LVP's case, life.  When dealing with real pro SP's, they are there to give you a wonderful sexual experperience at the agreed price.  Nothing more (except potentially an ongoing friendly relationship), nothing less.  However, I would recommend that you leave you excess cash and guns at home.

Way back in 96 when I first started calling agencies this beautiful hot latin girl showed up to my place I was so happy.  She was there to please and being new all I wanted to do was have CSF
  I mean she was hot from head to toe.  I refused her kisses afraid I might catch something, and while sitting on the couch she got on her knees and kissed me down to C**k and was ready to take me in,  I pushed her head back and said "DONT" scared I might caught something.  Boy was I stupid!!!!  We had CFS and a nice conversation after she was a knockout.   If that had happen today would have blown in her pretty little mouth.  Stupid Newbie