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golf1953 116 Reviews 802 reads
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Have a few regulars that have loud pipes...which I love by the way. This seems to
work for them, background music, bring your own tunes or I have one that turns up the TV in
the room.  Either way prob solved....

homersimpson0855889 reads

At hotels I am always worried people will hear us. So when the moaning gets louder, it quickly defuses my boner. Is there a polite way to tell the provider I like things quiet?

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Yasodhara858 reads

Not really.  There's also no polite way for me to suggest that your fear is ... well... lots of people have sex at hotels.  It's hardly unusual.  Sorry to hear it deflates your boner.

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hiddenhills1029 reads

However, it is against the law to pay for sex

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ahavah1180 reads

Posted By: hiddenhills
However, it is against the law to pay for sex
The sex is always free for me, but I do pay chicks to scream and moan.  ;-)

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cheflongstroke608 reads

I love to hear them scream. Screw the neighbors.

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Jayceeofdallas754 reads

I mean concourse C was literally right outside our bedroom window.

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Crazy Diamond1041 reads

Try walking back to your room around midnight in NYC...you'll hear sounds from several rooms on the way.    I wouldn't sweat it unless she's REALLY loud...sex and hotels go together like a hand and a glove.

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homersimpson085594 reads

Posted By: Crazy Diamond
Try walking back to your room around midnight in NYC...you'll hear sounds from several rooms on the way.    I wouldn't sweat it unless she's REALLY loud...sex and hotels go together like a hand and a glove.
I am sure it happens all the time, but I have stayed in hundreds of hotels and have never heard someone having sex. And I am very sensitive to noise. The fact that I am calling attention to something naughty and forbidden, does not sit well with me. Hence I much prefer things quiet.

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Yasodhara626 reads

You're the only one who knows it's "naughty."  If someone hears you they'll think someone is having sex.  That's it.

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Keeping_Secrets777 reads

Can't even imagine it....


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EmilyLark1156 reads

Just tell her.  She is there to please you.  If it were me I would want to know why the boner was going away so I could fix that. ;)

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guy69696969748 reads

There is nothing naughty or forbidden about the glorious sound of a woman in the throes of passion.

It is music of the best sort to my ears.

You need to take a long hard look at yourself and address your hangups simply because you are cheating yourself out of truly enjoying what is a wonderfully human and magical experience.

Free yourself and enjoy. Otherwise all you're doing is pissing on what should be a bonfire.
Why seek to constrain another's joy because of your deep seated and unnecessary paranoia?

If you're genuinely eliciting such a response see it for the incredible experience it is and be complimented.

You're cheating yourself. Give up, give in, and let go. Grow up.

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Keeping_Secrets791 reads

My civie sex life is pretty sound constrained with kids....so for me the sounds in the throws of passion are more than welcome from my providers.  Hell scream it from the mountain tops!

Plus it's not just the sex, the ego stroke that goes along with hearing loud "positive feedback" is pretty f'in nice.

Come on, you're telling me you don't get a charge out hearing "YES FUCK ME HARDER" a just resolute "I'M CUMMING!" or even just a well timed moan or gasp?  Nothing sexier than a woman just flat out into it.

But I guess as with most thing...one man's symphony is another man's rap music.

I would just say something if you don't like it.

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golf1953803 reads

Have a few regulars that have loud pipes...which I love by the way. This seems to
work for them, background music, bring your own tunes or I have one that turns up the TV in
the room.  Either way prob solved....

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HDDOC96668 reads

You can be staying next door to a group of nuns and have loud sex and no one is going to call the front desk to day your having sex is too loud.  Blast the TV and that is different story altogether. IMHO.
Doc

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TrulyMsMocha791 reads

Just stop and ask can she use a pillow or something orrrrrr play music.

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ahavah979 reads

Posted By: TrulyMsMocha
Just stop and ask can she use a pillow or something orrrrrr play music.
This could be a new code like CIM or BBBJ.  POF = Pillow Over Face.  Or FYBOQ = Fuck Your Brains Out Quietly

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TrulyMsMocha468 reads

Lol I love them.... "hey can you do POF?" lol

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fallonkelly643 reads

and having to be quiet ruins it for me!  

BUT, I can put the pillow over the face, or clamp my own hand over my mouth and I've had the man's hand over my mouth which was kind of sexy in a way.  

I just can't help myself!
Ohhh la la!

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femfan21043579 reads

I am a talker and a screamer.  When my partner is telling how good it feels, moans, screams and creams I really enjoy it.  One time with a civvie, we had the windows open and forgot about it -- ooops.  The neighbors had a good show, LOL

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