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gfejasmine 2032 reads
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I'd like to try greek but it depends on size , how do I ask this question on the phone or provide them with the proper lanuage  
I'm new and enjoying it but I don't want to big, I'm a small firm girl and want to stay that way..lol
Does anyone have advice...I'd greatly apreicate Huggsn kisses

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 570 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 518 reads
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I don't know that any providers will want to chime in, but here is what I have found as a client:

There are three categories of provider with respect to anal sex.

The first are those that don't do it at all.

The second are those that seem to like it and no dick is too large for them.  This is a very small and select group.

The third is a group that we call YMMV.  They do not say that they will do anal one way or the other, and ask clients whom they do allow to practice it to not reveal this in their reviews.  Instead they size up the situation, so to speak, when they are behind closed doors and then offer same, or not as the case may be.  I myself am only about 5" on a good day, and many times I've been offered a trip to Greece even when I wasn't even expected it.

I think this last group may be for you.

I think trying to discuss it with a guy before hand could end poorly.  Men's egos regarding dick size are notoriously fragile.

HaveAGoodTime 523 reads
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My impression is that if it's on the menu, a lot of customers will expect it as part of the regular course of an appointment. Your best bet is to offer it for an extra charge. That way, you can be prepared for the guys that want it and you can simply refund the extra charge if you don't want to proceed, saving you the headache of dealing with the guys who get pissed off because they thought it was included in your base rate.

OhCharlie See my TER Reviews 454 reads
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But discussing it over the phone is my least favorite. I even generally ignore it if its a question that's emailed, simply because I have reviews, and I have a fairly simple "it is on the menu, but should be considered dessert" line on my website. Plus, I don't want to email back and forth about that stuff. The truth of the matter is that no I don't know if it will work out, and no I don't want to go back and forth either trying to explain that to you or pretending that I will. Neither of us walk away happy that way, usually. So, I put a note on my website, and raised my rates to the point where it wouldn't be awful if it didn't happen and it wouldn't be awful if it did. There's a price point like that everywhere, I think, you just have to figure it out. So far, everyone seems happy.

You could wait until they get there, and size up the situation if you want to include it in the GFE. However, be prepared to run into a lot of push back when you say no once you get reviews saying you're willing to do it. Especially if your rates are below $300 in most areas. If you are worried about scores, and want it in reviews, be ready to stand your ground, and don't push yourself beyond what you're comfortable with. If you aren't so worried about scores, then you could always ask that they leave it out of the review and say its an invitation only thing.  

There is also charging extra for the PSE, or porn star experience. "Sorry Hun, you're too big" seems to be taken better when they're getting $100 back a lot of the time, lol. And if the guy is one of those pushy ones, a simple "sorry I don't discuss donations in appointments/just give me a heads up next time/you didn't ask for it so I'm not doing it" will usually do the trick.  

I've done all of the above at a few different price points, and so far the PSE and the waiting til they get there above a certain price point has worked the best for me :-)

brilove See my TER Reviews 468 reads
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Some who do like it and allow it to be listed yet size can also be a factor ... And again ymmv in this situation ... Also helps to know in advance and often its not available on first visits.

MissLizzieBeth See my TER Reviews 472 reads
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I recently saw someones website or posting that said that they very much enjoyed traveling to Athens but sometimes the trip needs to be canceled depending on how thick her fellow travelers accent was.

I thought it was a super cute and tasteful way to say what you're trying to say!

kevbo 7 Reviews 382 reads
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That's just funny right there.  

I've been chuckling for no apparent reason around the office today.

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