Shower at the incall and on the way back use your car heater to dry your hair. I carry scents very easily so I do that when I'm going to work or out afterwards.

Tips For Avoiding Getting Caught

Well..that's why they call them indiscretions- they were caught because..they weren't discreet enough lol.  I'm a Provider- Here are a few tips that I've heard people use...

- As extra insurance: Request that your Provider use unscented lotions, candles, oils, etc., if she includes them in the experience.
- Don't underestimate the power of "unscented" products along the lines of Febreeze.
- Going directly prior to or just following the gym- when you'd be showering anyway is ideal.
- Use the portable hair dryer after showering at the incall as previous post stated.  Using the heater in car to dry hair is a genius statement- excellent.
- You could opt to not wash hair but if you carry scent, might be a problem.
- This one will sound crazy but I've heard reports that it worked: Upon your return home, mention a confabulated event such as "I was in the store and this lady collapsed- had to help her get up..." It tends to add reason as to why there may be a scent lingering on or around you.
- Buy your live-in a small bottle of perfume as a gift-  Doesn't matter the price, she'll be impressed you thought of her which also aids in redirecting her mind from how you look/smell- you'll say that while shopping for her, the sales girl sprayed different scents for you to try as you were vetting the huge variety of potential purchases.
- Have a haircut the day or two before.  When you arrive home with damp hair you'll say you've been having to wet down your hair due to the new haircut you've just had.
- If it is rainy weather, this will aid to the reason for wet hair.

It's been my experience that the best excuses are the most simple ones- and easiest to understand.  At the same time, most effective when your words paint a picture in the mind of the person to whom you're speaking- letting them think that it's their own idea. I hope this helps...
Best,
Tori-Katherine Taylor

These might not work.  Try at your own risk.

1. If she asks about the smell, just shout, "What's that smell?  Nunya f'ing business, that's what!  Bring me a beer!!" For a lot of guys, they only have to use this method once and then they don't have the GF problem anymore.

2. As you approach home, have an accident.  Step down hard on some broken glass (to gash your footwear and cut your foot); stick your hand in something toxic that will make it swell up all red and inflamed; set fire to your pants or coat (be sure you're not wearing your favorite, irreplaceable stuff); be creative!  Your GF won't be worrying about a strange smell as she rushes you to the closest hospital ER.

3. Do you do drive-thru or take-out?  Have a "food" accident, spilling something pungent on yourself "while driving".  As soon as you get home, "Be right with you!  Gotta get out of these smelly clothes and wash off the secret sauce!"

4. This might work: make sure you leave plenty of time to shower at the meeting place and use the hotel hair dryer or her personal hair dryer.  

especially if your girl is the suspicious type.

Gals have extrememly sensitive noses, and pick up on the scent of another woman unless you shower first.

By the way, aren't you in the habit of showering before you go see here normally?

In any case you can always say that you have taken up the habit of showering because someone at work or some friend told you that it would be a good idea for you to do so.

Be sure to wear different clothes too as clothing holds certain odors that she might find revealing.

Here's another gambit:  Has your girlfriend ever given you a bottle of cologne?  If so, wear that when you see her.  Cologne is pretty good at masking other odors, and you can always say that you ran across it in your draw, and thought it would be a nice touch to start using it when you go to see her.  She can't hold that against you.

Let us know how things work out.

If you're seeing escorts, how good can the relationship be?  She's your girlfriend. She's not your wife.  Dump her and be done with her.

before departing the lady's incall...  however the never kisses me wife met me at the door & wanted a kiss.  I did not give, but bolted for the bathroom...  "Gotta GO, Gotta GO, Gotta GO!!"  I took a shower while I was in there...   emerged with clean clothes.  Wife had no interest in kissing then or later.  

You are right, a cover must be real...  you can't pretend to go to the gym & expect it to work.  But other activities...  real hobbies...  can free up flex time.

Stop giving such detailed accounts of your day...  so missing time will not stand out.   You need a hobby email & hobby phone...  shut off & well hidden when not in use.  You need to learn how to scrub your computrer tracks...  I use CC Cleaner as part of my Security Plan.  I also don't share computers with SO.  NEVER turn over a running computer.  Shut it down 'accidentally' if necessary...  & set to 'delete of shut down' (not secure but prevents just hitting the 'back button'.)

I suggest you read back on this board...  until you can answer every question yourself.  It may be repetitive but IT's FREE & you'll learn a lot.

Those are few and far between, though.

You are just best off showering and giving yourself some time between the shower and seeing her.  Maybe stop off at a bar or run an errand, so you don't have that freshly showered look and smell.

a good idea to go straight home to your GF or wife after seeing an escort, and I don't care what precautions you take. Just seems tacky to do that. Many guys hobby on the lunch hour, and have that 3-4 hours of time at the office before going home. Many go fishing, play golf, or work out after which would explain the sweat or messed up hair. Personally, I always wear perfume unless a gent ask me not to, but I also NEVER see a guy in his own home, let alone his own bed. No way!

Might not be feasible for some but works for me. I'm a blue collar repair man by trade so wife used to me being grungy when come home and used to variable hours which helps with time issues. I take a shower in locker room at work and put on nice clothes. Grungy kitchen repair man clothes would stand out in a hotel plus I don't have to use lady's shower. I keep a bottle of grease or fuel oil in my pickup so after date I change back into work clothes ( in my truck I live in a rural area so easy to do) then slap a little oil and grease on shirt and arms and have resumed my identity as grease monkey wrench turner!! Don't know much about office work maybe you could have an "accident" with copy toner or something as simple as coffee to explain need for a quick shower. Best to gradually change some habits or something that blends naturally. My first experience I took day off and told SO I had a class to go to which explained nice duds versus the usuall Joe Dirt look. Heck stop my Target and hit the clearence rack on the way to appointment, and throw them away after appointment. A 10 buck polo shirt is cheap compared to the havoc a smell can cause. Or start habit of having a round or two with the guys and you spill a bit on you're shirt beer is pretty strong just don't run any stop signs!!

I've had guys bring in their normal body washes, soaps, shampoos, etc, so they always smell like they normally do. I also like to have my incall stocked with a variety of that kind of stuff, both scented and unscented, so that the guy in question can shower up and smell like he always does, or close to it.

I will say honestly that I do like to wear perfume, but I a) always make sure its an androgynous scent, meaning it could easily work on a man or a woman, and b) I always spray it just in my hair and maybe a spritz on my clothes. I never spray it directly on my skin to avoid any rub off.

have a travel bag hidden in my car with the same soap, shampoo etc... that I typically use at home.