Hey folks. Tried searching our general boards for tips/advise and came up short (most likely a product of my search parameters). So apologies if this has been discussed here.
Just had a wonderful incall appointment in my home city. I usually never play in my hometown but this freaking pandemic, right?! Any advice or top hacks from the seasoned mongers (or fresh entrants to this hobby) on returning home to the missus after an appointment to minimize risk of getting busted? For example- how to avoid perfume on the work shirt?
- keep the digital footprint as small as possible (I.e., use cash whenever/where ever possible) Welcome your thoughts. TIA.
-- Modified on 9/28/2021 6:06:06 PM
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie---faq-33/how-to-avoid-the-wife-gf-finding-out-139081
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/red-herrings-977692
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/the-coverup-960239
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/man-soaps---no-fragrance-or-perfume-938800
... and other threads.
.
1. When setting up a meeting, ask your hostess not to wear perfume, use candles, smoke, etc.. Provide unscented soaps (man soaps). Explain why, if it helps, and a pro will understand. If there is nothing there, there is nothing to transfer to you or your clothes. And don't forget your hair, too.
.
2. If you DO get contaminated, stop for gas and spill some on your shirt (and pants, maybe). As soon as you get home, "I gotta get outta these clothes. I splashed some gas on me!" Toss them in the washer and get it started or toss them into the slop sink or bath tub and add perfume-y detergent to let them soak.
.
3. Quick shower AND SHAMPOO.
.
4. "Hi Honey, sorry I had to rush past you but the gasoline fumes were burning my eyes. I'm good now. Wanna fuck?"
.
Gasoline precautions: Not only is it flammable, but it only works once. Unless your SO is slow. Or unless your SO knows that you are a doofus who can spill gas on themselves more than once. If you drive an electric vehicle, do not try the gasoline cover trick; it can only make things worse. Unless your SO is really slow.
.
Find alternatives: (1) Buy a sandwich and a jar of pickles at a deli. Spill pickle juice on your shirt / pants.
(2) Others? Limberger cheese accident?
Hey folks. Tried searching our general boards for tips/advise and came up short (most likely a product of my search parameters). So apologies if this has been discussed here.
Just had a wonderful incall appointment in my home city. I usually never play in my hometown but this freaking pandemic, right?!
Any advice or top hacks from the seasoned mongers (or fresh entrants to this hobby) on returning home to the missus after an appointment to minimize risk of getting busted?
For example
- how to avoid perfume on the work shirt?
- keep the digital footprint as small as possible (I.e., use cash whenever/where ever possible)
Welcome your thoughts. TIA.
-- Modified on 9/28/2021 6:06:06 PM
Appreciate your help tracking down and copying the prior links. Tons of good stuff. Thank you.
If you have a gym membership (especially to one that is usually open 24 hours), it can give you the perfect opportunity to pop in for a quick cleanup.
Have a small toiletries bag that carry your usual items will help maintain your "normal" scent.
Buena suerte!
Hello from Atlanta!
I always carry my briefcase into an incall. I normally have removed my laptop, but bring my own toiletries -- soap, deodorant, mouthwash, toothpaste, etc. When I arrive at an incall from work I generally shower immediately after I greet the lady and drop my envelope. And right before I depart I shower again. This means I will smell the same as I did when I left in the morning. Long ago when I was a newbie I would use the hotel toiletries. One day, after an incall hotel meeting with a new friend, I was met at the door by my wife who, very oddly, decided to surprise me (the only time ever, I think) by dropping to her knees for oral. The entire time I was thinking... I wonder if she notices that I do not smell like our normal soap? I never wanted to worry about this again. But, naturally, it has never happened again, LOL.
Obviously, use a free email account for all of your hobby actions! NEVER use your work or regular email address! If you join P411 it should make this a lot easier.
Maybe the faint, remaining odors and pheromones from your hostess triggered a subliminal aphrodisiac response in your wife. Try it one more time and let us know how it turns out.
.
NOTE: Just kidding.